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Daylight Saving Time – Second Sunday in March and Ends First Sunday in November

****JOKE DU JOUR….back by popular demand.  This is now once again,the most accessed feature in the People’s Republic of China. Hear all my jokes at FUNNY

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**** Yenta Yack from the Back of the Hack…(These are conversations and opinions that I have eavesdropped on in my Yellow Mobile Conveyance Lounge)….Week of April 23, 2017.

 They can be heard on hundreds of  radio stations.

**** In a series of court filings, Drug Dealer Guzmán’s lawyers have complained on his behalf that from the moment he arrived, he has been locked in his cell for 23 hours a day, except for lawyer and court visits, and has been denied all contact with his family and the media. The lawyers claim that he is the most closely guarded inmate in the United States and that the terms of his imprisonment have hindered his ability to prepare for trial. Not only have they asked Judge Brian M. Cogan of Federal District Court in Brooklyn to loosen the restrictions he faces; they have also asked that a researcher from Amnesty International be allowed inside to investigate conditions. IF YOU CAN’T DO THE TIME, DON’T DO THE CRIME.

**** Power Outage in Midtown Manhattan Hits Subway Services. Great for the cab business. THE MONEY JUST ROLLS IN TO MY POCKET.

**** Students from a Long Island yeshiva commemorated Holocaust Remembrance Day Monday with a field trip to the Queens home of a Nazi concentration camp guard. After boarding a yellow school bus, students from Rambam Mesivta, a private Jewish High School in Lawrence, made their way to a protest at the Jackson Heights home of Jakiw Palij, 92, the last known former Nazi concentration camp guard still living in the United States. MOST PASSENGERS INCLUDING JEWISH ONES THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS TERRIBLE.

**** Jet Blue, which lets users book hotels by the minute, just launched this sleazy service in New York. THE AIRLINES ARE REALLY LOSING THEIR MINDS.

**** In an effort to cut down the number of NYC smokers by 160,000 within the next three years, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced legislation that would raise the minimum price on a pack of cigarettes from $10.50 to $13 – “the highest price floor in the nation,” the mayor said. GREAT FOR THE SMUGGLERS.

**** As a battle over helicopter noise in the Hamptons rages on, a realtor’s plan to fly clients out to the Hamptons to view pricey properties has residents seeing red. NOISE IS THE NEXT BATTLEFIELD IN CLASS WARFARE.

****Revelations that either Fox News or the show’s host Bill O’Reilly made settlements totaling about $13 million with five women who have accused O’Reilly of sexual harassment and verbal abuse have caused him to be fired.. HOW DID SOME OF THE GIRLS WORK THEIR WAY TO THE TOP?

**** Call it the half­million­dollar hot dog cart. Mohammad Mastafa of Astoria, Queens, has to sell almost that much in drinks and snacks annually to break even on the
pushcart he owns at Fifth Avenue and East 62nd Street near the Central Park Zoo.  He pays the city’s parks department $289,500 a year just for the right to operate his
single cart there. It may seem like an exorbitant amount of money, but it isn’t shocking to many of the other food vendors like Mr. Mastafa who compete to operate pushcarts in NewYork City parks. ULTIMATE SCREWING OF VETERANS.

**** Celebrity Sighting: New Yorkers whose commute includes a stop at the Columbus Circle subway station got a surprise treat in the form of an acoustic performance from Melissa Etheridge. The Grammy-winning songwriter performed for a small huddle of onlookers, singing the pop standard “On Broadway” and the Rolling Stones’ “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.” She had some technical difficulties with her amp, but admirably played through them, and the crowd seemed to enjoy the show.  THE ULTIMATE FREEBIE.


****TV THEME (can you guess what show this music came from?  AUDIO

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)..a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

(Please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. If you have a problem, please contact me

****AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a trip around the city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK


**Hear what some happy tourists had to say about my tours, just go AUDIO

**Here is an interview i did with a tourist and it was presented on radio 702 in south africa. from time to time, i do this and the tourist gets to be famous. The radio stations love this feature for their listeners. AUDIO

**To hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a “visit new york city promotion” at SPOTS

****Please note that I encourage folks planning on coming to NYC to write to me for some advice.  Beware the online trip advising sites that are written mainly by public relations people to promote their clients’ services.  Many of the restaurants that they tout have numerous health violations and you can always ask me about that.  I do not “rate” things, but I sure can tell you if you choices (including hotels and attractions) are wise ones.

****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF “NEW YORK, NEW is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP FLIP SIDE..this is an intro promotion made by the folks at southside radio in the united kingdom. LISTEN

****Please go to this link to see Lalina Franklin for the American heart association.  RED  ( Forward the link to all the ladies you know, since this heart thing is now the number one killer of ladies.  The first sign a lady gets of a heart problem is death.)