IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME

****HERE IS THE GABBY CABBY WEATHER INFORMATION FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH….
March Weather:
" Average High: 50°F (10°C)
" Average Low: 35°F (2°C)
" March tends to be rainy, but for the most part, temperatures stay above freezing
" there is an average of over 4 inches of precipitation in March
What to Wear:
" pack an umbrella -- you'll be happy to have it when it starts to rain
" a waterproof jacket or trench coat is recommended -- while umbrellas are helpful, nothing compares with a good raincoat
" pack sweaters and long pants to wear -- it can be cool, particularly at night and when it's wet, it feels even colder
" closed toe shoes, comfortable for walking and water-resistant if possible

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR

****HERE ARE THE FOLKS WHO ARE REALLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES….bill clinton who is the biggest slut the white house has ever seen; vicki iseman who is the tart lobbyist john mccain is supposed to have had sex with in exchange for special favors; michelle obama who said she is ashamed of the united states. one of these people will be sleeping in the white house. the worst president in the history of the united states is george bush and when he leaves office, he will be actually missed….compared to these bums.

****NO MATTER WHO WINS THE WHITE HOUSE….here are some of the folks who will be appointed cabinet members…and these are the better ones.

****TRAFFIC ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS HAVE A NEW SNEAKY TRICK TO GET MONEY INTO THE NEW YORK CITY TREASURY….if traffic is stopped because someone is double parked, everyone behind, through no fault of theirs, gets a $135 ticket. the people at our department of finance are excited about this new activity.

****HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GREAT TOMATO RIOT IN UNION SQUARE PARK?....some moron marketing person came up with the idea to give out free tomatos and money. hundreds attacked the giver outers.

****THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ZIP CODE IN NEW YORK CITY….it is 10035 and you won't hear about it from the tourism board or the mayor's office. here is our challenge. walk through this neighborhood by yourself at night.

****THE DAILY BLOG….updated every day of the year with telling it like it is pontifications. you can click here BLOG and
in the future you can go directly go http://epistle.blogs.com

****CHEWY CHATTER (the gabby man interviews a real person for on-air presentation, but you can also hear it here. INTERVIEWS

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember…".crime does not pay" was a great radio show. THE PAST

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)…. the way new york city has actually raised the subway and bus fires by telling the biggest whopper of the century. mayor bloomberg and his city council are pathological liars.

****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)…. THE GOOD RAT by jimmy breslin. ecco/harpercollins. this book combines personal anecdotes about the mafia with the story of two really dirty brooklyn cops. breslin joins the long list of authors who acknowledge that the new york city police department has a great many dirty cops.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....just about everyone in afghanistan has known for weeks that prince harry was there. it was even published in an australian newspaper two months ago, so why the big deal now for the palace to drag his ass home? how about all the parents in the united kingdom who can't bring their kids home from afghanistan and iraq unless they are dead? it pays to have the right grandmother who condones these wars for other people's grandchildren.

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

(please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.

**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life).... to the new york times and the pentagon. a one billion dollar stealth bomber crashed and was totally destroyed. the times ran the story on the bottom of page 23 and it had about two inches in length. how much medical care could that have paid for in the united states?
****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….being a child was a great deal of fun. TV

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**by the way, any couple that listens to me on one of my 714 radio stations and comes to new york city to be married, gets a free tour.

**this is an interview i did with a tourist and it was presented on radio 702 in south africa. from time to time, i do this and the tourist gets to be famous back home. the radio stations love this feature for their listeners. AUDIO

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….i think lewis black is the funniest guy around and i agree with just about everything he says. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this month the punch line is "there is no soap or paper towels in the ladies restroom" and you can hear it at AUDIO

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****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at southside radio in the united kingdom. LISTEN

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL