IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR

****HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE EVEN HIGHER THAN THE BALL ON NEW YEAR'S EVE IN TIMES SQUARE?....the maestro of the city streets knew how to do it.

****THE NEW YORK CITY TOURIST BOARD URGES TOURISTS TO GO TO HARLEM… however, these are pictures the tourist board does not put in its travel folders. is harlem safe? just take me along for the ride.

**if tourists do go to harlem, they should be sure not to mess with the collared greens in a supermarket.

****SPEAKING OF HARLEM, THERE IS ANOTHER HARLEM….and that is spanish harlem also known as el barrio. a very large percentage of the folks living in this area are illegal immigrants. bottom line is if it weren't for food stamps, the chain supermarkets in the area would be out of business. that is why right wing conservatives love having the illegals pour across the mexican border to work for slave wages and then spend it all in the supermarkets buying national brand foods.

****OUR MAYOR MIKE BLOOMBERG WILL RUN FOR PRESDIENT…right now, he is trying to figure out whether to do it in this election or wait for the next one after the incumbent screws up and is hated just like bush. the best thing going for him is that he buys screen printing from she who must be obeyed.

****NEW YORK CITY POLICE ARE BRAGGING THAT OUR MURDER RATE WAS THE LOWEST IN 2007….tell that to the three people who were shot just before new year's eve. i shall explain to radio listeners actually who does get murdered in new york city.

****THE DAILY BLOG….updated every day of the year with telling it like it is pontifications. you can click here BLOG and
in the future you can go directly go http://epistle.blogs.com

****CHEWY CHATTER (the gabby man interviews a real person for on-air presentation, but you can also hear it here. INTERVIEWS

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember) sherlock holmes this month…. THE PAST

****THIS IS NOT MY BROTHER IN LAW'S RESTAURANT (a neat place to eat in new york city)… gabriel's bar & restaurant at 11 west 60th street right off columbus circle. the food and service was excellent. especially the ravioli and especially the tuna. check out its nifty web site at http://www.gabrielsbarandrest.com

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….the weather has been so warm. is it ever going to snow in new york city again?

****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)….michael chabon has written "the yiddish policemen's union" and it is all about a community in alaska that jews went for refuge to get away from the holocaust. of course it is fiction, but it makes for great reading. published by harper collins. oy vey.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....many motorists in the big apple thought that new year's eve day was a holiday. well, it wasn't and the traffic department went out of its way to give summons to hundreds of cars who thought it was ok to park where they did. it would have been nice if one of the "new york city" newspapers or tv stations or radio stations would have covered this true tale. police, however, park where they want when they go to lunch.

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

(please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.

**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....to all the candidates for president. there isn't one of them qualified to clean a toilet in a manhattan taxi garage. they are liars and cheats and if you look at their past history they never did much for this nation. this may seem like a harsh observation, but it is a sad day when you have people like these losers wanting to be president of the united states and it is actually nuts that one of them will be.

****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)…. the plane. the plane. TV

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**by the way, any couple that listens to me on one of my 714 radio stations and comes to new york city to be married, gets a free tour.

**this is an interview i did with a tourist and it was presented on radio 702 in south africa. from time to time, i do this and the tourist gets to be famous back home. the radio stations love this feature for their listeners. AUDIO

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation) . val kilmer in a deli buying food just like the rest of us. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this month the punch line is "the grocer gave me free groceries also" and you can hear it at AUDIO

****TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN

****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE

****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at southside radio in the united kingdom. LISTEN

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL