12/05/07: The Month of December 2007

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****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR


****CHISTMAS IN NEW YORK CITY IS DIFFERENT FROM ANY PLACE ELSE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH….and probably in the universe. it has its wonderful highs and its evil lows. how would like to hear the nicest christmas true tale that i know? hopefully your local broadcaster is calling me this month.


****FAIRLY TYPICAL OF A NEW YORK CITY BUS DRIVER….he stopped the bus and just got out to pick up a newspaper and a coffee. when he came back to the bus, he didn’t even have the courtesy of lying and saying he went to the bathroom as a fake excuse.


****WHEN THEY CLOSE THE SCHOOLS FOR CHRISTMAS….maybe they might clean them. the big apple has a terrible school system which is thoroughly corrupt. there are true tales that will curl your hair.


****WELFARE CHECKS AND THEN DRIVER’S LICENSE…is the way of the streets. the city fathers put these two bureaucracies next to each other so that the welfare folks have an easier time to get their driver’s license. many of them have fancy cars.


****THE BIG APPLE IS ABOUT TO PASS A LAW MAKING IT AGAINST THE LAW TO FEED PIGEONS….which is just about the most stupid thing to do. even though, they are filthy birds who crap all over the place, it will be impossible to enforce. “hey lady, drop that pigeon or i will blast you” is what the cops will say?


****THE DAILY BLOG….updated every day of the year with telling it like it is pontifications. you can click here BLOG and
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****CHEWY CHATTER (the gabby man interviews a real person for on-air presentation, but you can also hear it here. INTERVIEWS

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember…. peter lorre at chistmas time. THE PAST

****THIS IS NOT MY BROTHER IN LAW'S RESTAURANT (a neat place to eat in new york city)….the thanksgiving dinner we had at picholine at 35 west 64th street is an example of the quality of food and the excellent service of this absolutely delightful place. the eats were real good. how about that pumpkin bisque or that squash gnocchi? the turkey was the way turkey should be and we are quite sure at other times of the year, other dishes will come up to the standard presented. we ended with a warm apple caramel brioche. how many days is it to next thanksgiving? yummy.

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….”i will not be buying any toys made in china for my kid” is the most common heard phrase in the new york city taxis.

****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)… “The Power Broker Robert Moses and the Fall of New York.”

Written by Robert A. Caro The Power Broker tells the hidden story behind the shaping (and mis-shaping) of twentieth-century New York (city and state) and makes public what few have known: that Robert Moses was, for almost half a century, the single most powerful man of our time in New York, the shaper not only of the city's politics but of its physical structure and the problems of urban decline that plague us today.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....day after day the world is hearing bad stories about rudy giuliani. he is the only person standing between hillary and the white house. who do you think is sending out all this dirt on rudy? hillary and her henchmen/women are sending it 24 hours a day to all the media..

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

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**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....winter has arrived and thousands of people are calling into the city offices each day to complain about the lack of heat and hot water. the landlords are screwing the tenants as they do each winter by not making repairs. the city departments who are supposed to take care of this matter, must be taking bribes instead.

****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….everyone wants a dog like this one. TV

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**by the way, any couple that listens to me on one of my 714 radio stations and comes to new york city to be married, gets a free tour.


**this is an interview i did with a tourist and it was presented on radio 702 in south africa. from time to time, i do this and the tourist gets to be famous back home. the radio stations love this feature for their listeners. AUDIO

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS


****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….kate winslet and she wasn’t on a ship. she was walking on fifth avenue. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this month the punch line is "it will wipe that smile off your face" and you can hear it at AUDIO

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****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at southside radio in the united kingdom. LISTEN


****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL