IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR

****GOBBLE. GOBBLE. THIS IS NOT THE MONTH TO BE A TURKEY IN THE UNITED STATES….how come almost no one in new york city has to buy a turkey? what is the difference between a frozen and fresh turkey? can you meet your turkey and talk to it before you cook it?

****NEW YORK HAS MORE THAN A MILLION ILLEGAL MEXICANS ….the governor wants them to all have driver’s licenses so they can open bank accounts and drive cars and vote. on the other hand, it you are tax paying american citizen, the governor gives you high taxes, crummy schools and terrible health services. go figure.

****THE CHINESE THREAT MAKES THE MEXICAN PROBLEM LOOK ALMOST LIKE SMALL ENCHILADAS….the latest scam from china is selling counterfeit tooth paste that contains lead. go into any bodega in new york city and it is filled with counterfeit products from china and cigarettes smuggled into the city from mexico. forget about the terrorists, china and mexico are the worst threats to the united states.

THE DUMBEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD….who have murdered their 60 year old norway spruce that has been in their backyard for more than 32 years. it is 84 feet tall. they have sent it to rockefeller center for the november 28 christmas tree lighting. they will probably sell each other to become santa’s elves.

****THE DAILY BLOG….updated every day of the year with telling it like it is pontifications. you can click here BLOG and
in the future you can go directly go http://epistle.blogs.com

****CHEWY CHATTER (the gabby man interviews a real person for on-air presentation, but you can also hear it here. INTERVIEWS

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember….can you take it with you?. THE PAST

****THIS IS NOT MY BROTHER IN LAW’S RESTAURANT (a neat place to eat in new york city)….yaffa’s tea room at 353 greenwich street in the tribeca area. a great place to go after a movie or a show. food was quite good and the staff was very nice. a steak sandwich was thirteen bucks which by new york city standards is very fair. an extra delight is that it is a neighborhood place and thus it is a good place to chat with real people.

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….it has been discovered that certain restaurants in manhattan have devices that jam incoming and outgoing cell phone calls. this is absolutely illegal under federal law, but many think it is a great technological advance.

****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)….”the manhattan project” by robert s. norris and published by black dog & leventhal is all about the creation of the atomic bomb within the streets of new york city at columbia university on 120th street. considering the political attitude of the student body and the faculty of columbia university today, you can be assured this bomb would never have been developed and we would still be fighting world war II.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....a confidential report from the board of education states that twenty percent of new york city high school students have had sex with more than four partners. more than 400 teachers reported last year that personal items were stolen from their desks by students. new york city appears to be a wild place to go to school.

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

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**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....to the black people on the streets of harlem who booed the british white lady who was winning the new york city marathon. coming in close behind her was a black lady from ethiopia who was cheered. by the way, harlem is also the place which is filled with signs urging its residents to vote for obama for president because he is black.

****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….go west young man, go west. TV

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**by the way, any couple that listens to me on one of my 714 radio stations and comes to new york city to be married, gets a free tour.

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….ramsey clark who was lyndon johnson’s attorney general and saadam’s defense lawyer. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this month the punch line is "he thinks i am god" and you can hear it at AUDIO

****TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN

****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE

****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL