IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR

****NEWS FROM AFGHANISTAN (our news bureau is the largest in that country)….it is dirty and dangerous, but not for the halliburton bottom line since everything is bought by the united states army from vice-president cheney’s corporation, even the stretchers and medical supplies.

****WHO IS REALLY FIGHTING THE WARS?...it is the soldiers, their parents, their wives and husbands, their children. here is part of their story. HEROES

****SUMMER IN NEW YORK CITY MEANS A PIDGEON SHITS ON YOUR HEAD. oh my goodness, they are all over the place spreading filth and disease. kill one, however, and it is off to jail you go. there is a way to get them out of the city. let people eat them.

****SUMMER IN NEW YORK CITY IS ALSO THE TIME FOR TATTOOS….it is a growing business in the big apple as more and more people want to show off their mutilated bodies.

****THE CITY TRIED TO BAN BOOZE ON THE TRAINS….the commuters reacted and the idea was cancelled. now, the wives will still have to greet the drunken husbands when they get off the trains.

****MOVIE THEATERS WANT PATRONS TO RAT OUT PEOPLE WHO USE THEIR CELL PHONE OR CHATTER….you can take a beeper into the theater with you which is issued by the management. if someone close to your seat talks, you press a button and the usher will come to you to hear your complaint. this should create lots of nice fist fights.

****SPEAKING OF CELL PHONES….kennedy airport has set up a special free parking area where people who are picking up travelers can wait until they are telephoned by their arriving folks and then go pick them up. this is a great idea and it will cut down on congestion at the pick up spots.

****THE DAILY BLOG….updated every day of the year with telling it like it is pontifications. you can click here BLOG and
in the future you can go directly to http://epistle.blogs.com

****CHEWY CHATTER (the gabby man interviews a real person for on-air presentation, but you can also hear it here. INTERVIEWS

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember….his horse was named trigger. THE PAST

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)…picking up returning cruise passengers at the hudson river ship terminal has always been like eating glass. well, it now becomes the second worse place. the new winner for that title is the new brooklyn ship terminal. it has more confusion and ruder employees.

****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)…. “Fallen Founder” The Life of Aaron Burr. By Nancy Isenberg. aaron was the new yorker who was thomas jefferson’s vice president and he was also the guy who shot alexander hamilton.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....the ticket brokers and the scalpers have joined forces to get surcharge limits taken off broadway show tickets. now, nobody can really afford to see a show. this new change serves no economic interest to the the broadway theaters or the public and thus it is concluded that the politicians in albany have been bought.

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

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**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....goes to andrew speaker who brought a deadly tuberculosis disease to new york city because he must really be a big schmuck. how many people are now going to come down with it and die?

****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….he was a comedian who only did things in good taste. TV

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)…. mariska hargitay is the broad from law and order who has a wacko partner. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told by the passengers)….this month the punch line is "i used to drive a hearse" and you can hear it at AUDIO

****TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN

****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE

****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL