****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR

****WHO IS REALLY FIGHTING THE WARS?...it is the soldiers, their parents, their wives and husbands, their children. here is part of their story. HEROES

****COPS RATTING OUT COPS….nypd has decided to put unoccupied police cars on the highways and the byways of the big apple to fool drivers into slowing down. the police union thinks the idea stinks because it lets the city hire less cops so it is telling the public which cars are where.

****THE BIG APPLE DOESN’T LIKE PIRATES….well, maybe the city fathers don’t like pirates but the average joe does. he is the person who buys the oodles of counterfeit tapes and dvds that are being sold on the streets. so, new york city is going to be the first city to have a law that says if you buy a counterfeit you will end up with a fine or maybe jail time that will be for real.

****POPULATION OF NEW YORK CITY IS GOING UP….but it is not being caused by increased sex. it is being caused by all the illegal aliens who are arriving by the thousands. the city actually promotes this breaking of the law.

****FIFTY PERCENT OF THE STUDENTS DROP OUT BEFORE FINISHING HIGH SCHOOL IN NEW YORK CITY….but don’t worry about the teachers; they still make a bundle of money and drive fancy cars with new jersey license plates.

****THE DAILY BLOG….updated every day of the year with telling it like it is pontifications. you can click here BLOG and
in the future you can go directly go http://epistle.blogs.com

****CHEWY CHATTER (the gabby man interviews a real person for on-air presentation, but you can also hear it here. INTERVIEWS

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember….he was blackstone the detective and he was a real sleuth. THE PAST

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….who is right? the city says homeless people numbers are down. activists are reporting that the numbers are up. who is telling the truth?

****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)….three playboy bunnies have written a book telling the girls how to catch a guy in the big apple. it is called “how to walk, talk, tease and please like a playboy bunny.”

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....besides increasing the tour of duty in war zones from 12 months to 15 months, bush and his cronies have moved up the time of deployment for all units, which means between tours they have less time to enjoy their families.

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

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**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....to the rutgers women’s basketball team who bullshitted the world into thinking they really cared about what don imus (fired by cbs and nbc) said about them. it looks like their lives have not been ruined while they wait for the big payoff.

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….lauren bush, the president’s niece parties in manhattan whilst other people her age are being killed and wounded. doesn’t she look a little smutty? STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this month the punch line is "i have changed my will" and you can hear it at AUDIO

****TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN

****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE

****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL