04/02/07: The Month of April THESE ARE THE TRUE TALES FOR THIS MONTH. FOR THE MONTHLY FEATURES, PLEASE GO TO THE LINK FOR THE MARCH TRUE TALES. ****new york city declares war on canadian geese. dogs are going to be in central park and if the geese land, they might be dog food. ****the board of education has come up with a really stupid idea. it is going to give money to bad parents. ****bicycle messengers will now have to wear helmets. what is going to protect the pedestrians who get hit by these riders? ****a queens man is suing his girl friend who only wants sex day after day night after night? ****jewish rabbis can now be lesbians. ****what are the real reasons taxi drivers don’t like to go to brooklyn, queens, the bronx or staten island? ****dog doo left behind will now cost $300. ****jury rules that a married couple can not have divorce in the big apple. ****new york city gave away five million condoms last month for free. ****columbia university talks a liberal mouth whilst it evicts poor black people from harlem.