****NEW YORK CITY
SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****TWO
WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
this is a picture of
the type of equipment the halliburton company is selling to the united states army.
****here are my true
tales that are being heard on your radio this month.
**new york city has
banned the use of the "n" word. it is a meaningless endeavor
which will just give all new yorkers another law
to violate. white people use "n" word. all the blacks use the
real word.
**the stock market
collapse earlier this week and $60 billion went down the toilet because the
chinese are really bent on destroying our
economy. everyone knows the reaction in the stock exchange, but i have the reaction from the local wall street deli's
and coffee shops where panic swept the stomachs.
**students at new york
university organized a game which was called "find the illegal
immigrant." teams would go out into the streets to find students who
were the "illegal immigrants." this is a new way of playing hide
and seek. the liberals at the college had a fit. the real problem with this
game was that they did not allow real illegals to
play.
**a new nightclub has
opened in the east village called "death & company." the
locals do not like the name. this is probably because they do not like
death.
**oy
vey. jewish major
league baseball players from the u.s. are going to play in the new israel league. this is a first for the middle east.
instead of selling hot dogs in the stands, it will probably be matzo ball
soup and knishes. "vos mache
de mamma, de tatha arbit?
how about a game between muslims and jews? the winning team takes over the middle east and
that will be the end of all confrontations.
**a black new york lady
has announced that she will be the first black person to go to the north
pole. she is 75 years old and her walker will probably be equipped with a
ski. black lady and white snow, joke writers are having a field day.
**those shifty chinese have built a housing
project in dalian, china and they are calling it
"up east side manhattan." the next
thing you know they will say that they invented the bagel. i think we should bomb dalian.
**there is a guy who is
roaming the streets of new york city who is defacing the graffiti. now we
need someone to deface his work which is defacing the graffiti. the perp has to be older than twenty one because in new
york city it is against the law to sell a can of spray paint to anyone
younger.
****THE DAILY BLOG….updated every day of the year with telling it like it
is pontifications. you can click here BLOG
and
in the future you can go directly go http://epistle.blogs.com
****CHEWY CHATTER (the
gabby man interviews a real person for on-air presentation, but you can
also hear it here. INTERVIEWS
****OLD TIME RADIO
(shows you might be too young to remember….nero wolfe is really my hero. he is fat and cranky. THE PAST
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones
are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….first rumsfeld got fired and
now the secretary of the army has been fired. they were two incompetent
despots who now can't get a job cleaning toilets in a taxi garage.
****QUIET PLEASE, THIS
IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)…. a 1865 report on public
health in new york painted a grim picture of "high brick blocks and
closely-packed houses . . . literally hives of sickness" propagating
epidemics of cholera, smallpox, typhoid, typhus, and yellow fever, which
swept through the whole city. in this stimulating collection of essays,
nine historians of american medicine explore new york's
responses to its public health crises from colonial times to the present.
editor for this book is david rosner
and it is published by the rutgers university
press.
****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....hundreds
of trash cans are missing from the streets of new york. these are the ones
that are supposed to be on every corner for the sanitation people to empty.
who do you think is getting rid of the cans….i
know, just ask me.
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new
york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums
thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life)....sean bell was
shot to death and his two friends were wounded several months ago. if
anyone other than new york city cops had done it, they would be in jail.
the cops are still "on the job" and getting paid while the
department twists and turns to cover this event up. a travel advisory for
you is that if you are driving to new york city and a new york city
policeman pulls you over for a traffic violation, start praying you don't
go down in a hail of bullets.
****STOP THE MUSIC (do
you know what tv show this theme came from?)….who could not love a bald
detective who loves lollypops? TV
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what
other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these
commercials that were created for a "visit new york city
promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation) tim robbins going into a shoe store. he was not really
wearing his prison suit. STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this month the punch line is "i just like to hear you say it" and you can hear
it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
****AND ON THE FLIP
SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl
in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
