****NEW YORK CITY
SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****TWO
WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****THE DAILY BLOG….updated
each day with telling it like it is.
you can click here BLOG and
in the future go directly go http://epistle.blogs.com/
****FEBRUARY IS THE
MONTH OF ROMANCE….romantic stories from the taxi like the couple that
"did it" in the rear seat; the man who left his glasses in his
office and couldn't see his date too well; the hooker who ran off not
paying the driver and showed up with the money a few days later; the man
who just wanted to sit in the cab watching his former girl friend's
apartment building while the meter kept ticking.
****YOU MIGHT THINK YOU ARE WATCHING ONE OF THOSE MOVIES ABOUT THE RIGID
ORDER OF A FUTURE SOCIETY…in which everyone is led by big brother and
nothing can be done as an individual. the peoples' republic of china has
one of the largest missions to the united nations on the east side of manhattan. the offices and living quarters are in a
converted five star hotel on the west side. if you want to see something
spooky board the cross-town bus at the beginning of the day or at the end
and you will see groups of people that look like robots
****TRAVEL ADVISORY FOR MOTORISTS COMING TO THE BIG APPLE….is that some
practice in parallel parking might be in order. spots in this city are at
such a premium that you grab what you can and just squeeze. the alternative
is parking garages which can be as much as eighty dollars for the day. the
only vehicle that has no trouble parking is the yellow mobile conveyance
lounge. by the way, a completely automatic garage without humans has been
opened in lower manhattan.
****BANG YOU ARE
DEAD….if you are a gang member in new york city. here is how it works.
several teenagers point their guns at the teenage victim to be. they pull
the trigger and bullets go into the youngster. the kid falls down on the
streets of new york city and dies. the neighborhood erects a shrine to the
dead one. you don't read about that in the official nyc
tourist guides, do you? it should be since it is on the increase.
****GARBAGE IS THE MAIN EXPORT OF NEW YORK CITY….millions of pounds of it are created each day and millions of pounds of it have
to be taken away. it goes on collection twenty four hours a day which is
why you should always book a hotel room on a high floor. where does all the
garbage go? new jersey and pennsylvania.
certainly not new york state.
****FIVE AND SIX YEAR
OLDS ARE TOLD TO TAKE A HIKE….according to the new york city board of
education's newest screw up with its bus service, the kiddies are being
given a bus and subway pass and told to just take public transportation.
can you imagine little children on the bus and subway by themselves? it is
terrifying enough for adults.
****MAYOR BLOOMBERG LIKES CONDOMS SO MUCH THAT….he has approved a brand of
condoms called "new york city" with the new york city logo. the
licensing agreement will make the city some money. many tourists who come
to the big apple get fxxked with outrageous hotel
rates, theater tickets and food. now, it can happen in actuality with the
new york city name on your prxxk.
****THIS IS A MUST SEE
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN NEW YORK CITY ON WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 21st…lorinda lisitza singing at
metropolitan room at 34 west 22nd street. she will be doing the songs of iconis and maddock. ms. lisitza took a tour with the gabman
and she has the gold seal of approval in looks and charm and talent. her
next triumph will be "gabby cabby the musical."
****THIS IS SUPER BOWL
MONTH. MAYBE THE GAME IS NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL….listen to this interview with
radio station gwr in wiltshire
u.k. the hosts are howard
and roo. gwr
****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….."the bickersons" with don ameche
was a popular show in the 1940's and this month our feature show is
"valentine's day." THE PAST
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones
are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….the bronx owner of a "kennedy fried chicken" place who set fire to a
neighboring "twin donuts" shop when it started selling chicken.
do you notice how close those store names are to "kentucky
fried chicken" and "dunkin
donuts?" this is a growing trend in the big apple to make believe a
store is a national chain by using a similar name. the animated picture of
the chipmunk has nothing to do with the story. it has been put here because
we like chipmunks.
****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of
life)…."the spitting image" by jerry lembeke
who among other things investigated the legend that vietnam
veterans were spit upon as they came home. mr. lembeke could not find one verifiable incident. this
makes for excellent reading during this troubled time of iraq and afghanistan.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....this is what hillary clinton really looks
like. she has been running for president for the past four years and now
she is making it official by doing it for the next two years. the taxpayers
of new york state deserve a refund on her salary. she has not been our
voice in congress. strangely, half the people in this state love her and
when you ask them to give you some specific answer as to why, they can't
come up with anything she has done. oh yes, she did vote for sending americans to their deaths in iraq.
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new
york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in
slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life)....it goes to three losers this week. the
lady in montana whose husband died and she found
it necessary to write an article in "newsweek
magazine" about how much she hated him; "wired magazine"
published an article telling folks how to disable the electronic chip (the
new technology) in their united states passport; newly elected new york
state governor eliot spitzer
who wants illegal aliens to have a new york state drivers license if they
want.
****STOP THE MUSIC (do
you know what tv show this theme came from?)….is there anything more
romantic than a cruise under the stars and then under the sheets? TV
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what
other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these
commercials that were created for a "visit new york city
promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation) queen latifah
was buying some shoes on 57th street and if you want to talk to her, just
give a call to 1 201 333 0728
STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this month the punch line is "my family is
doing just great" and you can hear it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
****AND ON THE FLIP
SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl
in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
