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HERE
ARE THE TRUE TALES AND FEATURES FOR THE MONTH OF DECEMBER. FOR A LATE
BREAKING TRUE TALE FOR TODAY, JUST GO TO TODAY
****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE
. some people die,
some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****NEW
YORK CITY CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS THIS MONTH IN A WAY THAT MAKES CREDIT CARD
BANKERS DELIGHT
.the
cash just rolls into the stores and people in the big apple go nuts
spending money they do not have. talk about self-destruction, this is the
month it happens to most people's wallets. but, the decorations, which cost
a bundle, do look pretty. the problem is that the city can not afford all
this when people are starving, schools are failing, the infrastructure is
collapsing and most politicians are crooked. humbug.
****TIMES
SQUARE MOST VISITED PLACE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
.new year's eve in the big
apple is hot. millions will be having their parties, but the biggest one is
in times square where you get the chance to have a guy who just ate a
garlic pizza stand next to you and there isn't a bathroom in sight. the gabman will be making live reports from times square as
usual. tell your local radio station to call. the radio stations that have
booked have a collective listening audience of sixty million.
****NOW
THAT THE YEAR IS ALMOST OVER, YOU CAN REVIEW THE 2006 TRUE TALES BY GOING
TO 2006
****NEW YORK
CITY HAS WEDDINGS, NOT ONLY IN JUNE
.december is a big month for
the tie of the knot and the weddings range from riding in a cinderella carriage to a great skyline as a backdrop.
the big apple holds the record for the most expensive weddings on this
planet. having one here for a million bucks is not unusual.
****THE
PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA AND THE BOBBY KENNEDY KID ARE TWO BIG SCHMUCKS
.as they cook up a scheme to
give the poor people of the bronx "low
cost" fuel. these two bozos don't know that the buildings which are
getting the "low cost" fuel are owned by fat cat real estate people. you can
believe that they don't send any of the savings along to the tenants. as a
matter of fact, the number one complaint called into the city each winter
is lack of heat. the pix is of the president and cindy sheehan who has become
his number one fan as he terrorizes his own country.
****NEW
YANKEE STADIUM IS A SCAM
.that is costing the city a bundle. where else could you get a city
to give money to the richest baseball team in the nation to build a stadium
that will exclude poor people? listen on your local radio station to a
gabby cabby report on how much a frank or a soda will cost, not to mention
the admission price. if you are going to a game at the yankee
stadium stay in the stadium. the bronx has some
of the most dangerous streets in the city.
****HERE IS
A REAL FISHY STORY
.the
homeland security people have come up with a new way to spend money. would
you believe that they are training fish to swim in the new york city harbor
to detect terrorist poison? if the fish die, they will know that there is a
danger. how do you train a fish to swim? in this past year, more than forty
billion dollars was spent on anti-terrorist crapola
in new york city. for some 911 was the best thing to have happened.
****CHEWY
CHATTER (the gabby man interviews a real person for on-air presentation,
but you can also hear it here. INTERVIEWS
****THE
HOMELAND SECURITY ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO SEE YOUR NAKED PRIVATE PARTS
.they are installing new
equipment at kennedy airport which will make it
possible for the transportation security agents to see all. it goes right
through your clothing. they assure us that certain areas of your body will
be blurred out on the screen. if that were true, terrorists would hide
weapons in those private areas. but, it isn't true because the
transportation security agents are the people who have been stealing the swiss army knives and the manicure items as they
inspect your baggage. would you really trust them? what do you think will
happen to the snapshots of britney
what's-her-name when she goes through?
****MADISON
AVENUE NANNIES ARE THE WORST
.they go shopping with the kids in tow. they go eating
with the kids in tow. they puff on cigarettes and blow the smoke in the
kids' faces. what is going on here? what kind of a schmuck parent would
give their kid to these people, many of whom are illegals.
****IF YOU
GET HURT IN NEW YORK CITY HAIL A TAXI
.because if you go in a new york city ambulance, it is going to cost
you $671. have someone put you in a cab instead and go to the nearest
hospital emergency room.
****OLD TIME
RADIO (shows you
might be too young to remember)
."our miss brooks" took place in
an era when the only danger in an american high school was spilling your
milk on your clothing in the dining room. today, most new york city high
schools have metal detectors at the door. THE
PAST
****THE SNEAKY
CAMERA (the hidden camera)
.a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones
are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA
YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow
mobile conveyance lounge)
.the almost, just about, maybe, disappearance of subway booth clerks
from the subway. the transit authority has stopped making change at many
stations, but it can't get rid of the clerks because of union rules. so,
they just sit in the booth looking at folks all day. not a bad job if you
can get it.
****QUIET
PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)
.karen young has written
"soldier-the life of colin powell" published by alfred
a. knopf. it tells the story of this new york
city guy who reached the great heights of public service in the united
states. 
he also, by the way, gets the award for being one of the biggest liars in
the history of the united states. he told a big fib about the
weapons of mass destruction in iraq. read the
book. you can learn how to be a bush ass kisser and a confidence man.
****THE
STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....the united states air force just paid a new jersey school $500,000 because an f-16
strafed its building. the military says it was just an accident. there are
some who believe the little children were being unruly that day so rather
than give them toys for peace, they shot up the joint. you didn't read
about this true tale in the media and you certainly didn't hear about it on
the radio until now.
****THE EARL
THEATER (it used to
be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city
has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks
to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT
NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A
SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow
mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY
ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....this month it goes to david koch, new yorker who has $12
billion in the bank. he is considered the richest man in new york city. if he spent just half his
booty, he could pay for nineteen days of the war in iraq. he is so selfish,
however, he is probably going to spend the money on the 48,214 of the
world's most expensive truffles.
****STOP THE
MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)
.this show was a great
advertisement for our island state. TV
****THE MOST
WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE
. here are some happy visitors. you too can
have a tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen
to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO
**to see
some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear
broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen
to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY
SIGHTING (media adulation)
.sex, sex, and more sex is what sara jessica parker is selling, but she got spotted with her
kiddies on a greenwich village street. her
telephone number is 1 212 512 5755. STAR
****JOKE DU
JOUR (told to me by the passengers)
.this month the punch line is "we
raise porcupines" and you can hear it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR
A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE
GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN
TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK
.it is written and
sung by jack servello LISTEN
****AND ON
THE FLIP SIDE
.this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN
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