****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****TWO WARS ARE BETTER
THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IN IRAQ (the largest staff of any media
office in the middle east)….this week's exclusive true tale is that the
boots that are supplied to the troops in iraq do
not fit well, do not last well and are a real pain in the foots. guess what
corporation supplies the boots to the united states army?
****DONALD RUMSFELD IS
THE DEFENDANT (franklin v. rumsfeld, 06 Civ. 4579)….united states federal court southern
district of new york ….before mike garcia became
the united states attorney in new york city, he was in charge of
immigration enforcement for the united states. there are millions of illegals in this nation because he was a loser at that
post. now that he is here in new york city, we have an ever increasing
rate of corporate racketeering, drug trade hitting new levels and enough
crime on the streets of the big apple to make a man afraid to drive a taxi.
however, this punk did one thing to protect the united states government, he intimidated the gabman into giving up his lawsuit against donald rumsfeld. take a look
at his letter of victory. PUTZ
MIKE GARCIA STATEMENT ON THE WEB SITE OF UNITED STATES ATTONEY IN NEW YORK
CITY…."Welcome to the Southern District of New York, an Office with a
tradition as proud as its history is deep. In 1789, George Washington
appointed Richard Harison as United States
Attorney here, making him the country's first. Much has changed since then,
but our commitment to excellence in public service has not. I am honored to
be part of an Office that houses a remarkable group of federal employees, all
dedicated to doing good for this community and our country."
if george
washington was around today, he would be
gagging over this guy.
****WHERE IS THE BEST
PLACE IN THE BIG APPLE TO BUY DRUGS?...it is washington square park which kinda serves as the campus for new york university. the drug dealers
are in seventh heaven knowing that the kiddies are on their way back for
the fall semester.
****THE GUY PARKED HIS TRUCK AND FORGOT TO LOCK IT….within minutes there
was a crowd of people taking away cases of soda. i
can not tell you the neighborhood where this happened because it would not
be politically correct. i was going to load up
the trunk of the yellow mobile conveyance lounge, but i
don't like the taste of pepsi and my doctor said
it is very unhealthy to drink.
****this week, new yorkers have joined other americans
in celebrating labor day, a holiday created by unions here in 1882. beyond
the barbecues and the beach, the holiday is an opportunity to reflect on
the state of american laborers. what does it all
especially mean to new yorkers? you can't wear
white any more!
****president bush will visit new york city on september
eleventh to mark the fifth anniversary of the terrorist attacks. how does
the average new yorker feel about the whole
thing? most people don't care. you read that right. most people don't care.
****a "no parking" sign mysteriously appeared on a stretch of
front st. in brooklyn
last week, prompting the police to ticket and tow cars left there. the only
problem, the city transportation department said yesterday, is that there are
no parking restrictions on the south side of front st.,
between washington and main sts. - and they have
no idea who put up the official sign. parking tickets in new york city are
a cash car and if you have out of town plates you are dead meat. this was
no accident, the sign was meant to be there and to catch unaware folks.
****for a lot of americans, travel may well have
come down to this: would it take as long to stand in the security line as
it would to just drive to where you're going? The number of complaints that
we are getting from passengers coming into manhattan
from the three airports is growing. we are told over and over again that
the airport security people and the airport cops are obnoxious.
****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)…."luigi" was a fun show about an italian
who came to the united states. it would not be considered
politically correct today. THE PAST
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones
are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….jeanne piro
and her legs. every time this westchester county
sleaze runs for office, she shows off her pathway to happiness. she gets
our vote to be the next attorney general of the state of new york. who
better to be the top crime fighter in the state than a lady whose husband
went to jail for income tax evasion? by the way, he was caught speeding at
95 miles a highway, the other night.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you).... a small electrical fire
forced a brief evacuation of the national headquarters of the associated
press in manhattan. the fire was actually set by hezballoop operatives who were unhappy that the
associated press hasn't said a kind word about them in 12 hours.
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new
york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in
slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life).... an interceptor fired from vandenberg air force base knocked a target missile from
the kodiak launch complex out of space today, on
a southward journey miles from the california
coast. give us a break. they knew where it was shot from, how fast it was
going, its route and where it was headed.
****STOP THE MUSIC (do
you know what tv show this theme came from?)….this sheriff had a deputy who
had a limp. TV
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go
AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast spots
about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these
commercials that were created for a "visit new york city
promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)…. jason alexander having lunch with some friends…not in monks.
the thought occurred to me that if someone was going to do the life story
of mike garcia, the u.s. attorney in new york
city, jason fits the part perfectly. he knows how
to play the role of a little schmuck. STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is "it is now 2130,
that is not so far from 1955."
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TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
****AND ON THE FLIP
SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl
in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN
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