****NEW YORK CITY
SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****TWO
WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IN IRAQ (the largest staff of any media
office in the middle east)….this week's exclusive true tale is that iraq is really a crap house where
most people are suffering. here is one of their newest shopping malls. the united states army generals who are running
this war from florida have much nicer shopping
facilities.
****IRAQI KIDS WOULD
LOVE TO HAVE THESE PERFECTLY GOOD CHAIRS IN THEIR SCHOOLS….these are being
thrown out by the new york city school system just because they
are last year’s models.
****DONALD RUMSFELD IS
THE DEFENDANT (franklin v. rumsfeld, 06 Civ. 4579)….united states federal court southern
district of new york….the judge postponed the trial two times without
telling me and the government threatened me and my financial well being so i quit. gabby cabby goes down in flames. thomas jefferson is twirling in his grave.
****a 26-year veteran
of the city education department who processed payments for special-needs
students created a fictitious child and used her own ailing mother to bilk
new york city out of $116,000 over four years.
****A fugitive wanted
by federal immigration and customs agents slipped through background checks
and got a job making repairs inside the midtown tunnel.
****as many as 14,000
people subjected to strip searches on misdemeanor charges in the 1990s may
be entitled to tens of millions of dollars in damages after an appeals
court found they should be certified as a class.
****individual
pharmacists at some retail chains will get to make the call on whether to
personally dispense the newly approved over-the-counter version of the
morning-after pill, opening the door for some to restrict its sale on
religious grounds.
****spiraling levels of
anger, rage and eventually violence are a function of new york’s cumbersome divorce laws, which require one
spouse to find fault with the other and thus encourage lawyers to keep the
fight going as long as possible, spousal tensions rising all along.
****the number of alleged and substantiated violations by new york city
military recruiters increased by more than 50 percent in one year, a rise
that may reflect growing pressure to meet wartime recruiting goals,
according to a government accountability office report released yesterday.
****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….”luigi” was a fun show about an italian
who came to the united states. it would not be considered
politically correct today. THE PAST
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones
are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….it is just about impossible to get a parking spot in manhattan. each day there are fewer and fewer legal
spots and each day there are fewer and fewer
parking lots. plan on spending sixty bucks if you are silly enough to bring
in your auto.
****QUIET PLEASE, THIS
IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)…. gael
greene, a noted restaurant critic, has written
“tales from a life of delicious excess” published by warner
books. she surely agrees with our thought that the biggest danger you have
in coming to new york city is that you are going to get fat.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....just about everything that is
being sold in new york city on the streets is made in china. they are
illegal imports and the selling of the items is illegal. almost all of
items are counterfeits.
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new
york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in
slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life)....nope, this is not lebanon.
this is new york city and people are actually living in these quarters.
mayor bloomberg has a private jet and as he flies
here and there, we wonder if he ever looks down on the big apple.
****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….this
sheriff had a deputy who had a limp. TV
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go
AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these
commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion” at
SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….vin
diesel with four of his buddies at a clothing store. STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “”he stopped yelling
for help yesterday.”
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
****AND ON THE FLIP
SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl
in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
