****NEW YORK CITY
SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****TWO
WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IN IRAQ (the largest staff of any media
office in the middle east)….this week's exclusive true tale is that while
the united states army generals who run the war relax at their headquarters
in florida, this is the way a soldier has his
lunch of cold slop. can you handle the truth?
****DONALD RUMSFELD IS
THE DEFENDANT (franklin v. rumsfeld, 06 civ. 4579)….united states federal court southern
district of new york….so far, it is apparent that there will be no fair
hearing. i have asked the chief judge to remove
the judge who is supposed to hear the case.
****the twu (the trashy union that gave us the
bus strike and the subway strike last year) has carried its contract battle
into the bedroom - hitting the transit system with a federal
sexual-discrimination suit for allegedly depriving female workers of their
right to affordable contraception.
****nicholas (fat nick) minucci, 20, was back
at rikers island this week looking at 15 years in
an upstate prison for the june 29, 2005, racially
charged bat beating and robbery of a black man in howard
beach, queens. nick is white. the guy he beat up is black. the black
guy admitted that he was in that neighborhood looking to steal a car.
****the city education department has issued pink slips to 825 teachers -
many of them in hard-to-staff subjects like science and math - who failed
to get their proper certification papers over the last two years. the
teachers’ union kept this their dirty little secret by not urging their
teacher members to follow the regulations.
****our mayor bloomberg has announced that he has
waived the residency rule requiring 120,000 members of district council 37
to live in the city as part of a new labor pact because the rule is no
longer relevant. it is now official. there is no more affordable housing in
the big apple because of the greedy landlords who have thousands and
thousands of violations for poor conditions in their buildings.
****cops and their loved ones left an emotional special private screening
of oliver stone's long awaited movie "world
trade center" red eyed after seeing the film one detective called
"horribly accurate." but, there was no mention of the looting,
the fake overtime, the missing millions of dollars of charity donations and
the billions of dollars given by the united states government which have
just disappeared.
****OLD TIME RADIO
(shows you might be too young to remember)….mel
blanc was probably best known for the many voices he did for cartoon
movies. THE
PAST
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones
are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)…. equipment failures this week on some of the city's
busiest subway lines and a power failure at la guardia
airport made traveling a sweltering ordeal for thousands in the new york
area. 35,000 are without electricity in new york city. consensus is that
con edison, the electric company, and the city
fathers do not really care. gasoline prices went up.
****QUIET PLEASE, THIS
IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)….jan
t. gross has written “fear” a book about how the polish people joined in
with the nazis both during world war II and then
after the war, to rid poland of jews. it is an upsetting book to read, published by
random house, and has the new york city jewish
community all abuzz. polish folks living in new york city are not too happy
with the truth.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you).... a dominican
diplomat has been arrested after taking foreign affairs into his own hands
and allegedly groping a female at the united nations. this is a fairly
usual occurrence and so is the number of drunken episodes that are hushed
up.
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new
york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in
slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life).... u.s. warships arrived off the coast of
war-smashed lebanon for a mass evacuation of americans amid complaints that instead of charging to
the rescue, the government was charging for the rescue. the state
department said the evacuees would be asked to pay "the going
commercial rate for transport out" - about $150. then, the state
department backed off and said no charge. the americans
who had been vacationing and doing business and spending money in a country
that sponsors death and destruction should be charged $500 each.
****STOP THE MUSIC (do
you know what tv show this theme came from?)….everyone just hoped that they
too could have their own witch living in their house. this particular witch
was the kind that made you drool. TV
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what
other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these
commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion” at
SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)…. glenn
close was having dinner with couple of friends. she looked absolutely
beautiful. STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line
is "ever since my wife found it in my truck!"
****TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
****AND ON THE FLIP
SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl
in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN
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