****i have filed a lawsuit against donald rumsfeld in federal court. the very fact that the filing was accepted by the court is a plus.

****july 4th is a good time for new york state cops to follow new yorkers home from their fireworks buying trips to pennsylvania. it is also a good time for grave robbers. it is also a good time for gasoline station owners.

****is there a world cup? you wouldn’t know it from new yorkers.

****our mayor bloomberg just bought a new home for his charity foundation and he paid by check $45 million. it is at 25 west 78th street. it is a nice street that has regular garbage pickups.

****police arrested a guy who was flashing in the subway at his home. the jacket that he was opening to the ladies had his address on it.

****all school children under 19 in new york city are going to get free breakfast in the fall. now mom has nothing to do in the morning. the program will cost zillions.

****a manhattan madam has said that the second highest executive at time warner had paid her $250,000 for continued muffky fuffky. you can bet that the broadcasrting company that it owns which is called CNN will not be reporting this true tale.

****the fbi has arrested the gang in manhattan (119th street and third avenue) that produced fifty percent of all counterfeit movies. the politically correct new york times did not report that they were all muslims.

****the nypd police broke up a gang which has been smuggling deaf illegal mexicans into new york city to work as slaves selling things on the subways. the abuse of illegals in new york city is just unbelievable. remember this the next time you stay here in a hotel or eat in a restaurant.

****speaking of restaurants, the police say they have arrested more and more people for having sex in the restrooms. obviously, they were not resting.

****rudy giuliani’s business partner, best friend and his police commissioner was found guilty of being a crook. the prison is named after him. bernard kerik. if he serves time, it will be in a prison with his name on the door.

****usa today, the newspaper that nobody buys because they give it away for free in hotels and motels now says it can’t prove that the new york city telephone company was really giving telephone information to the bush administration as they charged in front page large headlines a few weeks ago.

****i saw brandon routh walking on broadway. he was not, much to my surprise flying.

****the joke du jour is about the lady who bought a memorial stone for her dead husband.