JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC….

the song is “taxi to the moon by rosebud” and it is presented here in connection to the true tale below about new taxicabs for new york city.

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog which changes every day. this time you can click on TODAY but in the future, you can go to it directly each day at http://epistle.blogs.com/.

****THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN FIND WHAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS DOING….MR. BUSH

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR

****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IN IRAQ (the largest staff of any media office in the middle east)….this week's exclusive true tale is that the gang of five who are bush, cheney, rice, rumsfeld and schoomaker are taking the united states troops that were hiding in kuwait and are now sneaking them into iraq. al qaeda and the rest of the world know about this. the american public did not know about this until now.

****WHO SAID THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH?....twenty five percent of the money that is being spent on the school lunch program in new york city is going to the children of the illegal alien mexicans. we have no problem with that because we do not want these kiddies to starve, but it sure is costing a bundle.

****TAXI COMMISSION WANTS TO ADD HYBRID CABS TO THE STREETS OF THE BIG APPLE….the plan is the usual madness of a taxi commission on which there has never been any person who drives a cab. all taxis must be identical and that is the subject of this true tale.

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….mel blanc was probably best known for the many voices he did for cartoon movies. THE PAST

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….the davinci code is being discussed the minute the passenger starts talking you know whether he/she is a catholic.

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

(please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.

**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....w. james mcnerney is the ceo of boeing. he and his company and all of its employees are traitors to the united states. EPISTLE

****CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE BIZARRE (hard to believe)....the bad guys have found a new use for the cell phone. they make it into a gun. their operational method is to put it next to the ear of the victim. now that is scary.

****POSSIBILITIES (could it not be?)....rudy giuliani is up to his old tricks as he makes sure that a company from spain gets the dental clinic deal for new york city. he also is selling shirts in preparation for his presidential run.

****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….everyone just hoped that they too could have their own witch living in their house. this particular witch was the kind that made you drool. TV

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….he may get killed in the next episode because he is gay. it is joseph gannascoli from the sopranos who plays the part of vito spatafore. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “i have quit drinking” and you can hear it at AUDIO

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****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE

****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL