JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC….

the song is the theme from the “sopranos” done by A3. read the true tale below about the place where the mobsters used to hang out. it was the original “bada bing.”

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog which changes every day. this time you can click on TODAY but in the future, you can go to it directly each day at http://epistle.blogs.com/.

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR

****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IN IRAQ (the largest staff of any media office in the middle east)….this week's exclusive true tale is that the reason americans are paying so much at the pump for gasoline is that the military is using it all and believe it or not, paying the same price as you do at the pump.

****NEW YORK CITY HONORS THE MAN WHO PLAYED HOST TO THE MOBSTERS and his daughter barbara walters of tv news fame is there to see it all. lou walters’ buddies made the “sopranos” look like litte sissies. now, you can figure out how she got her job in television in the first place.

****THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT IS HELPING AND ENCOURAGING THE ILLEGALS TO CROSS THE BORDER and then come to new york city to work at slave wages. we are told that by the illegals here in the big apple that they actually got guides to the border, water to drink and official protection up to the american border. once they arrive in the big apple, they are safe. it is against the law for a new york city employee like a cop or a hospital worker or a school teacher to report them to the immigration service. if they do, they lose their job. MEXICAN DANCE

****IT IS AMAZING WHO HILLARY CLINTON WILL GET IN BED WITH…she seeks the firefighters endorsement for her run for reelection as senator from the state of new york city. according to the federal government, the new york city fire department is one of the most racist municipal organizations in the nation. very few blacks and hispanics. hardly any women. MRS. CLINTON

****SPEAK NEW YAWK (people will wonder at your sophistication)….the word is “balebuste” which means a wonderful homemaker. every man should be so lucky as to have one.

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….mel blanc was probably best known for the many voices he did for cartoon movies. THE PAST

****THE GENERAL CUSTER MEDAL (given to one of our current military minds, not so bright) ….colonel mary torgersen, director of the army’s casualty and memorial affairs operation center finds no problem in the fact that grieving army families are treated with indifference by the military. she is a harsh woman. she is incompetent. YOUNG SOLDIERS

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….the tram came to a grinding halt and panic swept the city. if you are coming to the big apple, is it safe for you to go on it? is it usually a fun thing?

****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)….wendy wasserstein wrote “elements of style” just before she recently died. it is published by alfred a. knopf and it is all about the social climbers in new york city.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....millions of dollars of counterfeit goods are sold each day in stores in new york city. the stores do not pay taxes and most of the stuff is made in china. president hu of china who was just here in the united states is laughing his ass off at mayor michael bloomberg and his stupid new york city.

****STAY INDOORS IF IT RAINS (keep dry).... go see “zoo story” which has works by twenty artists using the theme of animals. it is at the fisher landau center for art, 38-27 30th street in long island city, just a short subway ride from manhattan.UMBRELLA TIME

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

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**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....leave it to the folks in hollywood to make a buck on the “911” murders. paul greengrass and rick finkelstein are two of the creeps who worship the almighty dollar. EPISTLE

****TAKE A HIKE (discovering where the famous and infamous spots are) ….ethel merman lived at 20 east 76th street. ETHEL

****CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE BIZARRE (hard to believe)....the city is really cracking down on fat folks who take up more than one seat on a bus or subway. they are going to get a ticket from the cops and it will not be a ticket to a portly person prom.

****POSSIBILITIES (could it not be?)....that the janitors at the new york city schools are teaching the kiddies how to be pigs? everyday there is a big mess at most of the schools and they can get away with it since they are immune from the sanitation police.

****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….everyone just hoped that they too could have their own witch living in their house. this particular witch was the kind that made you drool. TV

****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a recipe)….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home)….they say that tomato is the love food. GOOD EATS

****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst print journalism last week)….the new york times reports that its profits have fallen in each of the last three years and coca cola has gone up ten percent in earnings. how come there was no mention of the facts that the times is losing readers because of its political positioning and that coca cola is making the new money from all its new deals with mainland china?

****BENNY HILL AWARD (for the worst broadcast journalism last week)...in talking about the possibility of a doorman strike which did not take place, the tv news reporters did not point out that a new york city doorman makes $50,000 a year for opening and closing a door. we should have been shown the homes that the doormen live in. the number of ordinary residents leaving the city, because of the ever growing cost of rentals, is going up and up and up.

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion” at SPOTS

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)…. just walking on broadway as if he owned the place. maybe james gandolfini, does come to think of it. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “just whisper in my ear” and you can hear it at AUDIO

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****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL