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the song is “bad girls” sung by donna summer and it is presented here in tribute to bad girls in new york city. read the true tale below about how the prostitutes handle their income taxes.

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL

****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog which changes every day. this time you can click on TODAY but in the future, you can go to it directly each day at http://epistle.blogs.com/.

****THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN FIND WHAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS DOING….MR. BUSH

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR

****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IN IRAQ (the largest staff of any media office in the middle east)….this week's exclusive true tale is that donald rumsfeld may be on the ropes, but you can bet he never flew in this type of situation because he has his own plane. this is how young soldiers fly in an airplane to iraq to fight for the gang of five. bush, cheney, rice, rumsfeld, and schoomaker.

****NEW YORK CITY HAS AT LEAST THREE BANKS THAT SPECIALIZE IN TRANSFERRING FUNDS FOR TERRORISTS….and the families of the people who have been hurt or killed by terrorists are suing the banks for damages. they are the arab bank, natwest and credit lyonnais. a lead attorney defending the banks is a jew. go figure that.

****IT WAS JUST TAX TIME FOR EVERYONE IN NEW YORK CITY INCLUDING THE HOOKERS….and they too had to file income taxes so of course some folks set up a system to help them do it even though having sex for money is illegal in this town. more than 3,000 were arrested last year.

****OUR CHINATOWN DOESN’T LIKE THE BOSS OF CHINA…because he is the guy they all ran away from, so they were happy he didn’t come to new york city. president george bush entertained him and his woman in washington dc. if hu jintao had come to the big apple he would have stayed at the chinese mission to the united nations which is the most plush mission to the united nations. those employers of slave labor know how to live.

****SPEAK NEW YAWK (people will wonder at your sophistication)…. “kishkes” is your guts and so you have it when you have courage.

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….mel blanc was probably best known for the many voices he did for cartoon movies. THE PAST

****THE GENERAL CUSTER MEDAL (given to one of our current military minds, not so bright) ….the defense department has urged retired generals to speak out on behalf of secretary of defense donald rumsfeld which is just as stupid as the generals who have been talking about him in the negative. generals should just shut up, but general richard myers and general tommy franks, two guys who started the iraq and afghanistan wars and then ran into retirement, kissed ass as usual. a defense department spokesman, eric ruff, said the defense department would not try to urge generals to speak on behalf of his boss. what a big liar he is.

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….two new york city detectives were just convicted of killing for the mob. next, an fbi agent will also go on trial for the same deal. it turns out that rudy giuliani, a number of years ago when he was prosecutor, gave this fbi agent a pass and didn’t indict him for selling guns on the side when he was caught by an atf cop.

****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)….take a read of “sweet and low” by rich cohen which is the story of how a new york city family gave real sugar a run for its money. the book is published by farrar, straus & giroux.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....the four black kids who contributed to the death of a white college student in harlem by attacking him on 125th street and chasing him into the street where he was hit by a car were not doing anything very unusual. packs of black teenagers roam harlem scaring white people. if you are white and find that hard to believe come on up to harlem and take a stroll on its streets.

****STAY INDOORS IF IT RAINS (keep dry).... the museum of television and radio at 25 west 52nd street has an interesting exhibit of polaroid (instant camera) advertisements that appeared on tv in the good old days. UMBRELLA TIME

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM

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**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....ronald zarella is the ceo of bausch and lomb and he is really a bum. can you imagine that his company makes a contact eye wash that can maybe cause you blindness? EPISTLE

****CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE BIZARRE (hard to believe)....the number of guns being brought to new york city schools by the kiddies has so increased that the police have announced a crack down. teachers better think first before they fail a kid in our city.

****POSSIBILITIES (could it not be?)....the illegal mexican aliens might read this web site. the comment was made here recently that in all their demonstrations to legalize their illegal behavior, they were carrying mexican flags. well, this week they went out and bought american flags which shows they can after all contribute to our economy by buying american flags (which were probably made in mexico, however) .

****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….everyone just hoped that they too could have their own witch living in their house. this particular witch was the kind that made you drool. TV

****BENNY HILL AWARD (for the worst broadcast journalism last week)...cnn talked about how security was increased because of passover this past week. well, we didn’t see any and the pictures they ran were old stock footage.

****TAKE A HIKE (discovering where the famous and infamous spots are) ….yul brynner lived at 151 east 74th street. YUL

****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst print journalism last week)….new york magazine ran a fake picture on its cover. brad and angelina did not as yet have their baby. the magazine used models and only inside the publication in tiny small print did they admit it was just a fake. the idea was to have suckers buy new york magazine.

****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

**to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)…. jon voight is making a movie in new york city and he was actually in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge. . STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “he was riding my bike” and you can hear it at AUDIO

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****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN

****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN

****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL