04/09/06: The Week of April 9, 2006 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC…. the song is “to life” by david & the high spirit presented here in tribute to the jews rioting in brooklyn. that true tale is later in this list. ****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL ****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog which changes every day. this time you can click on TODAY but in the future, you can go to it directly each day at http://epistle.blogs.com/. ****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR ****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IN IRAQ (the largest staff of any media office in the middle east)….this week's exclusive true tale is that they are spending billions on the war, but transporting the troops in airplanes that are more than sixty years old. if you see a united states air force C5 flying over you, run like hell. ****JEWS RIOT IN BROOKLYN….and attack cops, burn a police car. the complaint is that the cops mis-treated a 75 year old jewish man who was stopped for speaking on his cell phone. the other complaint is that the cops are always towing away cars that have any markings on them in favor of israel. are these charges correct? you bet they are, but folks still want the rioting jews put into the slammer. it will never happen, however. ****NEW YORK IS GOING AFTER THE BANK OF AMERICA WHO ARE TRAITORS TO THE UNITED STATES….the charge is that the bank is conduit for terrorist funds and this picture shows you how that money is being spent. new york city obviously cares more about investigating this bank than the boys and girls in washington, dc. ****SPEAK NEW YAWK (people will wonder at your sophistication)…. “kvetch” is a complainer. he/she goes on and on and on and on. ****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….mel blanc was probably best known for the many voices he did for cartoon movies. THE PAST ****THE GENERAL CUSTER MEDAL (given to one of our current military minds, not so bright) ….harold blount who is the command sergeant major of the united states army recruiting command. he is an enlisted man and he knows just how bad his recruiting command is, and that it is being led by a bunch of military and civilian losers. they are so hard up to get recruits that they are now offering $1,000 to any reservist who convinces another young person to join the army. also, they are now even putting on active duty 58 year old people with heart conditions. ****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY ****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….most of the passengers would rather sleep with katie couric than watch her do the television news. the consensus is that she doesn’t have any particular credentials to do the evening news other than what is pictured here. ****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)…. “brookland” by emily barton published by farrar, straus & giroux. a novel about brooklyn in the years from 1772 to 1822. even today no one in brooklyn will say they are from new york city. they will say they are from brooklyn. by the way, the author spells it “bookland.” read the book and find out why. ****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....our new york based ibm has created a partnership with the chinese government who will now manufacture computers in china to be used by our government. it is a given that the chinese will fiddle with the machines before they get to the u.s. state department offices. ****STAY INDOORS IF IT RAINS (keep dry).... there is a gallery at 313 west 4th street called tracy williams and it has an interesting exhibition featuring models of fighter planes and text based drawings by fiona banner. UMBRELLA TIME ****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM (please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us. **AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK ****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....richard johnson of the new york post runs a sleazy operation. EPISTLE ****CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE BIZARRE (hard to believe)....the two new york city detectives who were just convicted of killing mob people for mob people were ratted out by burt kaplan, a big deal mobster. no mention of the fact was made that his daughter is a new york city criminal judge. hundreds of mafia attended her wedding. burt is in the slammer for life. read her resume and you decide if she qualifies to be a judge. HERE COME DA JUDGE ****POSSIBILITIES (could it not be?)....that it is ok for blacks to kill whites? a young white man was threatened by a group of blacks on 125th street and in his fear he ran into the street and was run over and killed by a car. no public outcry by anyone. by the way, don’t believe for a moment that harlem is a safe place for a tourist to visit….especially a white tourist. ****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….everyone just hoped that they too could have their own witch living in their house. this particular witch was the kind that made you drool. TV ****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst print journalism last week)….the new yorker magazine which published an article by seymour m. hersh in which he declares that the united states is about to invade iran. hersh and the new yorker are nuts and this type of reporting doesn’t win friends for the united states around the world. ****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO **to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO **to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO **to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion” at SPOTS ****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….frank vincent of the “sopranos” at a charity basketball game in manhattan. STAR ****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “the car is in the pool” and you can hear it at AUDIO ****TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN ****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE ****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN ****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN ****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL