 04/03/06: The Week of April 2, 2006 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME
****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
**speaking of the united states army recruiting command, listen to this tape of a recruiter calling a young man who is considering joining the army. JOIN THE ARMY SEE THE WORLD ****911 CALL TAPES ARE RELEASED….because of a lawsuit brought against new york city by the new york times. families of the murdered world trade center victims are most upset. this is merely a ploy by the newspaper to increase its circulation. the transcripts show nothing new other than the very private thoughts of the people. ****DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME ARRIVES AND HERTZ MAKES A BUNDLE….as it charges people in manhattan who brought their cars back late. hertz was recently bought by the carlyle group which makes the devil look like a pussy cat. the bush family loves the money they make from the carlyle group.
****SPEAK NEW YAWK (people will wonder at your sophistication)….the word for the week is "balagan" which means chaos….something new york city is always in. ****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….mel blanc was probably best known for the many voices he did for cartoon movies. THE PAST ****THE GENERAL CUSTER MEDAL (given to one of our current military minds, not so bright) ….colonel joseph curtin, an army spokesman, who said that "we will continue to answer the parents in a truthful and forthright manner" in regards to the death of corporal pat tillman, shot by his own men. curtin is blabbering. ****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY ****WHO AM I? (a new feature in which you have to guess who the character is.) the first email received to peter@gabby.com with the correct answer gets a genuine gabby cabby tee shirt which you just can't buy any place. a new contest each week. here is this week's: this cop has to deal with a little belgian. you must give the cop's character name and his real name. **here is last week's winner: sherry geer from wich in norwich, connecticut.
****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….those canadians are killing the seals again. small demonstrations in new york city are taking place.
****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)…. "a history of wall street in american life" by steve fraser published by harper perennial. the street that rules the world. ****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....it was reported that general electric had a meeting of its board of directors. they were not all there and the photo was faked. you will not find this true tale on nbc television which is owned by general electric.
****STAY INDOORS IF IT RAINS (keep dry)....ringling brothers circus at madison square garden. UMBRELLA TIME ****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. new york city has lots of rich people, but it has many more people living in slums thanks to the inaction of the city government and crooked landlords. SLUM (please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us. **AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK ****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....this rat is the lawyer for the new york times. EPISTLE ****TAKE A HIKE (discovering where the famous and infamous spots are) ….ethel barrymore at 320 east 72nd street. ETHEL ****CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE BIZARRE (hard to believe)....an fbi agent has been accused of helping the mob murder people here in new york city. his fellow agents are putting up his bail. now we know why the fbi never answers its phone and why they are so rude at the new york city office. they like the bad guys.
****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this theme came from?)….everyone just hoped that they too could have their own witch living in their house. this particular witch was the kind that made you drool. TV ****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a recipe)….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home….weather is getting warmer here. time to start thinking of hamburgers on the terrace. GOOD EATS ****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst print journalism last week)….in reporting the demonstrations of illegal aliens in new york city, the associated press neglected to mention that fifty percent of the mexican illegals in new york city are unemployed and are the fastest growing category of criminals. also, the demonstrators were certainly not carrying the american flag.
****BENNY HILL AWARD (for the worst broadcast journalism last week)...howard stern complaining that his "free" listeners have not followed him to be "paid" listeners. who buys garbage when you can get it free?
****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO **to see some additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO **to hear broadcast spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS
****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is "don't sell that cow" and you can hear it at AUDIO ****TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN ****TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE ****LISTEN TO THE LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN ****AND ON THE FLIP SIDE….this is an intro promotion made by the folks at chnl in kamloops, british columbia. LISTEN
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