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02/26/06: The Week of February 26, 2006
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME
JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC….
the song is “the taliban song” by toby keith which is presented
here to reinforce just what kind of fools they are. see true tale below
about the antics of these muslims in afghanistan.
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog which changes every
day. this time you can click on TODAY
but in the future, you can go to it directly each day at
http://epistle.blogs.com/.
****THIS IS WHERE YOU
CAN FIND WHAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS DOING….MR. BUSH
****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people
die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IN IRAQ (the largest staff of any media
office in the middle east)….this week's exclusive true tale is that american soldiers are thinking that muslims
hate cars since that is the number one target.
****BUDDHISTS IN NEW
YORK CITY TO REMEMBER THIS WEEK WHAT THE MUSLIMS DID TO THEM FIVE YEARS
AGO….when sacred buddha statutes in afghanistan were destroyed during the first
week of march 2001. the 2,000 year old statutes in the afghan city of bamiyan were destroyed because they represented a
religion other than islam. that was a great deal
meaner than a few stupid cartoons in a danish
newspaper that no one read. CARTOONS
****ONE OF THE MUSLIMS
WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BUDDHIST STATUES….and countless
other atrocities in afghanistan is currently a
student at yale university and the new york times
thinks that is just great. amazingly, the new york times is a jewish family owned newspaper. yale
university, on the other hand, will not let united states army recruiters
on to its campus.
****MEANWHILE BACK AT
THE UNITED NATIONS, THE SECURITY FORCE DRAWS SWASTIKAS….the guards are
being given sensitivity training as a punishment. this is another united
nations event to be added to the sex scandals and the financial scandals
happening at the united nations.
****SPEAK NEW YAWK
(people will wonder at your sophistication)….the word for the week is
“yenta” which is a busybody.
****OLD TIME RADIO
(shows you might be too young to remember)…."lum
& abner" was america
as america was supposed to be. THE
PAST
****THE GENERAL CUSTER
MEDAL (given to one of our current military minds, not so bright) ….lt.col. tracy o’grady who works at the pentagon in relative safety
(not in iraq or afghanistan)
said that the prisoners are not being tortured at guantanamo.
is tracy a great liar or just asleep in her tent?
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones
are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance
lounge)….how the gabby cabby made more money last year than the cbs corporation. latest loss for the network was more
than $9 billion lost in the last quarter.
****QUIET PLEASE, THIS IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)…. kevin baker has written “strivers row” which gives you
a good picture of black harlem in the 1940’s.
published by harper collins.
ROW
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....the taxi commission says new
york city taxi drivers are “less selective” in picking up passengers than
ever before. nonsense. the truth is that fewer passengers are taking the
trouble to complain because they come from foreign countries and they are
not going to come back to nyc for a subsequent
taxi commission hearing.
****STAY INDOORS IF IT
RAINS (keep dry)....there is a terrific garden & antiques show at the
armory on lexington avenue and 26th street. UMBRELLA
TIME
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now
it is here and this month's feature is "park avenue" which shows
you how you are so poor because you don't live on this avenue with the rich
people. PARK
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life).... vado diomande smuggled anthrax into new york city and the
only punishment he will get is if he dies. EPISTLE
****TAKE A HIKE
(discovering where the famous and infamous spots are) ….39 broadway was where the nation’s first capitol was. it
was later the location of the ucb bank which was
a nazi bank. by the way, prescott
bush, the grandfather of george and the father of
george was an officer at that bank.
****CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF
THE BIZARRE (hard to believe)....verizon, which
is the local telephone company, taps phones of its customers without making
sure that they are shown a court order asking for such a tap. there is
currently a class action suit against the phone company asking for $90
billion in damages.
****POSSIBILITIES
(could it not be?)....the big apple is going to turn into one big hotel
room. tenants are being driven out of their buildings so they can be
converted to hotels. also, the illegal bed and breakfast places are
booming. they are illegal and dangerous.
****STOP THE MUSIC (do
you know what tv show this theme came from?)….the audio on the television
shows was better than the show most of the time. a hint is "a black
man acting like a black man with a son trying to be groovy in a
junkyard." TV
****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a
recipe)….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc
home)….you could eat a hundred of these ginger cookies they are so good. GOOD EATS
****JASON BLAIR AWARD
(for the worst journalism during the previous week)….a vice president for
the chase bank was arrested and tried for wearing only a condom and
appearing before a lady cop on a running path. why was the public not shown
a picture of this perpetrator in his pervert outfit? obviously a cover up
by the chase bank.
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go
AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these
commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion” at
SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….do you remember this guy? he used
to hang out on the upper west side of manhattan. STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “i
will not pay you $200” and you can hear it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
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