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12/03/05: The Week of
December 4, 2005
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK
HERE. TIME
JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC….
the song is “bed bugs” sung by julie ingram.
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog which changes every
day. this time you can click on TODAY
but in the future, you can go to it directly each day at http://epistle.blogs.com/.
****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make
profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****THE GABBY CABBY FIELD OFFICE IS OPEN IN IRAQ…. this week's exclusive true
tale is that our soldiers live in tents without phones and without internet
for the promised year (maybe not, maybe yes) tour of duty while the war is
directed from tampa florida on a different kind of sandy place.
****JUST SAY THE BED
BUGS BITE AND YOU CAN MAKE A BUCK….two swiss ladies are suing the hotel
pennsylvania this week because they claim they were bitten by the little
buggies. far be it for us to treat this with skepticism just because there
was an article several months ago about the “possibility” of this
happening. yes, this web site is read in switzerland and so are the
broadcasts. hmmmm. BUGS
****$59,000 A YEAR TO
LEARN HOW TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES….columbia university has been accused of
permitting its students to have unregulated parties where all participants
must strip to the skin. presumably the idea is to have them regulated with
faculty in the buff seeing that all goes well. isn’t it great to go to an
ivy league school on daddy’s money while the rest of the suckers are
working to pay the rent and put food on the table? IVY
****YOU ARE SAFER IN A
TAXI….then riding on a bike on the streets of the big apple. so far this
year, 31 have been killed by cars. not one by a taxi. we are still trying,
however. BIKE
****$2,000 AN HOUR FOR
SEX….whether you can last the whole sixty minutes or not. this babe is on
trial for prostitution that is how much she makes it is claimed by the
prosecutor. natalie mclennan is her name and if you are coming to nyc we
will see if we can get you a group rate, if she is not in the slammer.
****SPEAK NEW YAWK
(people will wonder at your sophistication)…. “boytchik” is an affectionate
word for a nice male.
****OLD TIME RADIO
(shows you might be too young to remember)….this time it is a guy names
fibber and his wife mollie. THE PAST
****THE GENERAL CUSTER
MEDAL (given to one of our current military minds, not so bright) ….major
general rick lynch who justified the paid for articles being planted in
newspapers by the united states army. it is the greatest and most decent
army in the world. it does not need this punk to do puffery about it.
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that
they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from
time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….the 24 year old woman who let a “doctor” examine her in
the hallway before they went into “his” office. turned out he wasn’t a
doctor and he wasn’t on the way to “his” office.
****QUIET PLEASE, THIS
IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)…. “doormen” by peter bearman
published by the university of chicago press is all about new york city’s
doormen. some of them even have white gloves.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you).... the “exotic dancer” who was
murdered this past week worked at a club which could best be classified as
pure degenerate and as such attracted such types.
****STAY INDOORS IF IT
RAINS (keep dry)....the new york transit museum is in grand central
terminal which is in itself a delight to visit. it is presenting the annual
model train show which is good for children of all ages, boys and girls. INDOOR TIME
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now it is here and this
month's feature is "park avenue" which shows you how you are so
poor because you don't live on this avenue with the rich people. PARK
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK
HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life)....it goes to bill ford jr. who is destroying
ford motor company. EPISTLE
****TAKE A HIKE
(discovering where the famous and infamous spots are) ….cole porter lived
in the waldorf astoria hotel on park avenue at 50th street from 1934 to
1964. COLE
****STOP THE MUSIC (do
you know what tv show this theme came from?)….the audio on the television
shows was better than the show most of the time. a hint is "it is a
western family." TV
****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a
recipe)….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home)….this is great
if you still have some turkey left. GOOD EATS
****JASON BLAIR AWARD
(for the worst journalism during the previous week)….the new york city
media gets the award collectively for not telling the truth that most of
the white people who did not sit in the “rosa parks” seat did it out of
fear. if you want racism just look for it on any new york city subway or
bus. this is not a politically correct story so cover your ears.
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go
AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these
commercials that were created for a "visit new york city
promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….ja rule and wife arrive at
federal court to see the “gotti” brothers on trial. just the change from
lorenzo to gotti is so bizarre as is the hero worship by mtv. STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “where am i going to
get the $500 from?” and you can hear it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
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