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10/30/05: The Week of October 30, 2005
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME
JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC….
the song is a tribute to the schmuck president of iran who said he wanted to kill all
the jews.
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog
which changes every day. this time you can click
on TODAY but in the future, you can
go to it directly each day at http://epistle.blogs.com/.
****TWO
WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****DEATH TO ALL JEWS….that is the dream of the president of iran. he
said it this past week. but here is the strange
thing. new york city has a jewish
mayor. it has a jewish
senator. it has a newspaper called the new york times that is owned by a jewish
family. not a word from any of them. what about local reaction in the neighborhoods? you are in for a real shock. many
think it is a great idea.
****RESERVISTS AND
NATIONAL GUARD PERSONNEL ARE GETTING SCREWED TWICE….first they are sent
over to iraq without the proper training and
equipment. if they should be lucky enough to come
back to new york city in one piece, they will find
that their jobs are gone. the shame of this city. VETRANS
****SINCE THE MILITARY IS
RUNNING OUT OF MEN TO SEND OFF TO WAR, WHO SHOULD THEY CALL ON?....the
broads, the dames, the chicks. did you know that
there are all female units? can you imagine them
falling into the hands of some wacko in iraq?
****SPEAK NEW YAWK
(people will wonder at your sophistication)….the word for this week is “dreck” which is a good description of the president of iran. it
means crap.
****OLD TIME RADIO
(shows you might be too young to remember)….this time it is "duffy’s tavern." THE PAST
****THE GENERAL CUSTER
MEDAL (given to one of our current military minds, not so bright) ….u.s.
army general john abizaid who is running the war
in iraq from the safety of florida. that
is where the united states army central command is located
near tampa.
**here is a picture of the 2000th military person killed in iraq. he
was not killed while playing golf at an air force base in florida. ssg george alexander jr.
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….the mysterious sweet smell that was all over manhattan the other night. it
smelled like maple syrup.
****QUIET PLEASE, THIS
IS THE LIBRARY (get away from the din of life)….“night draws near” is about
the ordinary day to day and night to night fight of the iraq
police against the common type of criminal. you
can call it little crime within the big crime. the
book is by anthony shadid
and published by henry holt & company.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....since mayor mike bloomberg is spending $34,000 an hour to be re-elected,
isn’t it possible that he has overcharged his media business clients to
have that much left over? so far, mike has spent $65
million against a rinky dink dope who doesn’t
have a chance to win. VOTE
****STAY INDOORS IF IT
RAINS (keep dry)....there is a very interesting anti-white exhibit about
slavery in new york city back in the 1800 years. it is at the new york
historical society located at 170 central park west. UMBRELLA TIME
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now
it is here and this month's feature is "park avenue" which shows
you how you are so poor because you don't live on this avenue with the rich
people. PARK
(please
note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size
of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york
city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life)....the winner this week is lewis libby who is the thug
who worked for the thug vice president cheney. EPISTLE
****TAKE A HIKE
(discovering where the famous and infamous spots are) ….tennessee
williams lived at 235 east 58th street and you
probably thought he lived in the south of the united states.
****CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF
THE BIZARRE (hard to believe)....the new york
city transit authority is cutting the cost of taking a bus or a subway in
half during the holiday season. has that ever
happened in any city in the united states? government
taking less money?
****POSSIBILITIES
(could it not be?)....shootings involving nypd
officers saving their own lives are up more than ten per cent. maybe it shouldn’t be so easy for the bad people to get
hand guns. how about holding gun companies
responsible which is something under discussion in new york
city?
****STOP THE MUSIC (do
you know what tv show this theme came from?)….the
audio on the television shows was better than the show most of the time. a hint is "it is a scary family, but you just have
to love them." TV
****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a
recipe)….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc
home)….there is nothing better than a breast…a chicken one that is. GOOD
EATS
****JASON BLAIR AWARD
(for the worst journalism during the previous week)….when harriet ellan miers asked president bush to withdraw her nomination
for the supreme court vacancy created by the retirement of justice sandra day o'connor the press
neglected to point out that she could not have answered the questions put
to her about what she did in the white house.
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what
other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places where folks are taken to, listen to these
commercials that were created for a "visit new york
city promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….donnie wahlberg at the local movie theater. STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “i
am, so glad i came here” and you can hear it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
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