
10/10/05: The Week of October 9, 2005
these are the true tales for this week. to go to one of the weekly feature departments, please go to the previous week of these true tales.the blog is at http://epistle.blogs.com/ ****who cares about al qaeda and silly subway threats? the city is being attacked by mice. it is a far more serious threat than the cnn created terrorist event. ****once again the new york city reuters office is being accused of racial bias in several lawsuits. can you really trust these people for the fair reporting of the news if they hate blacks and asians? ****a study this week shows that we got lots of chinese in new york city who are in slave bondage. they are illegal. they don't pay taxes. they spread disease. ****what is the poorest urban area in the united states? the census bureau says that it is the bronx. no one is surprised. no one goes there except yankee fans. ****a local newspaper is reporting that there is illegal harvesting of human bones in funeral homes. this is a scary true tale. don't turn off your lights while hearing it. ****remember "on the waterfront" with marlon brando? that corruption was nothing compared to what is going on at the fulton fish market by the sea. you can go there and see the mob in action. ****the schmuck who is the head of the cia, porter goss, announced he won't hold anyone at the cia responsible for intelligence lapses related to 911. new yorkers are not amused by this fellow. ****the new york city word of the week is "bobkis" ****the celebrity sighting was boy george at the criminal courts building with his entourage. ****the joke du jour has the punch line of "when you started to preach on adultery, i remembered where i left my hat. check with your local radio station to find out when it is being told on air.
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