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09/11/05: The Week of September 11, 2005
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK HERE. TIME
JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC….
the song is in tribute to the spirit of the people in new orleans who really got the shaft from
their city, state and federal government.
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog
which changes every day. this time you can click
on TODAY but in the future, you can
go to it directly each day at http://epistle.blogs.com/.
****TWO
WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE…. some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts. WAR
****THE BUMS WHO RUN THIS WORLD ARRIVE IN NEW YORK CITY TO PAY HOMAGE TO
THE NUMBER ONE DESPOT IN THE WORLD….they are the delegates who are
attending the current session of the united nations assembly. for the average citizen, it is a nightmare of illegal
parking, shouting cops, stiffing people on their payments, payoffs, and a
thirst for women of the streets, or for that matter, men of the streets. the united nations is sodom
and gommorah this week.
****GIVEN THE CHOICE,
YOU ARE BETTER OFF IN A UNITED STATES AIR FORCE PLANE THAN FLYING WITH
AMERICAN AIRLINES….in november 2003, a nyc based federal aviation agency inspector spotted a
fuel leak on an american airlines plane. since then, the plane has made 53 trips in and out of new york
city’s laguardia airport. american airlines about to go
bankrupt must be too busy trying to get money from the federal government
so it has no time to fix its planes, we guess.
****THE FOURTH
ANNIVERSARY OF 911 WAS A NON-EVENT IN NEW YORK CITY….don’t believe everything
that you read. in all areas of the city, other
than just at the world trade center, things were just like any usual sunday. by the way, it now
turns out that much of the recovery loan money went to people who didn’t
need it. dentists, chiropractors, an oregon winery, a south dakota radio station, dunkin donuts, subway sandwich shops and even more
nutty things.
****SPEAK NEW YAWK
(people will wonder at your sophistication)….”cokamammie”
is fake, outrageous, ridiculous and that is what
the federal government’s behavior is at the present time.
****OLD TIME RADIO
(shows you might be too young to remember)….this time it is "blondie." THE PAST
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA (the
hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers
are unaware that they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….passengers are interested in buying an ipod for their kids, but are afraid to do so. the muggings for the devices have reached epic
proportions.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....tom ridge, the former head of
homeland security was a horrible governor in pennsylvania
and his successor, who is a loser, said when he took over the homeland
security job, “what a mess this agency is.”
****STAY INDOORS IF IT
RAINS (keep dry).... the museum of american
financial history at 28 broadway where you can
learn how to make money. we mean really make
money. UMBRELLA TIME
****THE EARL THEATER (it
used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now it
is here and this month's feature is "park avenue" which shows you
how you are so poor because you don't live on this avenue with the rich
people. PARK
(please
note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size
of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york
city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life)....colin powell is a not so street wise guy from new york city. EPISTLE
****TAKE A HIKE
(discovering where the famous and infamous spots are) ….cole
porter lived at 735 fifth avenue. COLE
PORTER
****STOP THE MUSIC (do you know what tv show this
theme came from?)….the audio on the television shows was better than the
show most of the time. a hint is "he was a cuban." TV
****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a
recipe)….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc
home)….pork and peaches is an interesting combination. GOOD EATS
****JASON BLAIR AWARD
(for the worst journalism during the previous week)…to all the journalists
covering katrina for making believe that they
were being subjected to the hardships of life in the gulf coast area.
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what
other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places i take folks to,
listen to these commercials that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….gwen stefani kicks off fashion week in the big apple. STAR / FASHION WEEK
****JOKE DU JOUR (told to
me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “i
am on my way to a lecture” and you can hear it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack servello LISTEN
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