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09/04/05: The Week of
September 4, 2005
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT TIME IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW JUST CLICK
HERE. TIME
JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC….
the song is “under the broadwalk” by the “drifters” which is a fitting song
for the end of our summer.
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated daily)…. it is our blog which changes every
day. this time you can click on TODAY
but in the future, you can go to it directly each day at
http://epistle.blogs.com/.
****THIS IS NOT A RINKY DINK THIRD WORLD COUNTRY IN AFRICA****
****UP TO THIS POINT,
THE BIGGEST JERK IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES ARMY WAS GENERAL
GEORGE CUSTER….well, george just lost his title. we present the two biggest
incompetent dopes that have ever existed in the history of the united
states army. they are the secretary of the army dr. francis harvey and the
chief of staff general peter schoomaker. these two guys let down the people
of the gulf area leaving them hungry, sick and no water or safety for days.
the united states army has all the personnel, the equipment and the heart
necessary to do the job, yet these two fools just couldn’t get it together.
****EVEN WORSE THAN THE TWO CLOWNS ABOVE ARE THESE TWO IDIOTS….here you
have michael brown the head of the federal emergency management agency and
michael chertoff the head of homeland security. with these two at the helm
of our security we do better to all move to iraq.
****WATCH THIS
VIDEO. IT SUMS UP THE FRUSTRATION OF
THE PEOPLE IN THE GULF AREA….it is about two and a half minutes long. stay with it until the very end. it will bring you to tears. the person
being interviewed is adam broussard who is the president of jefferson
parish in louisiana. SHOCKING
****OUR TWO MOST
FAVORITE KATRINA CONNECTED TRUE TALES….
**condi rice (a black
person) was shoe shopping at ferragamo's on fifth avenue and attended
"spamalot" on broadway while the poor “black” people of new
orleans were being ignored by the federal government.
**muhammad yousef
al-mlaifi, who is director of the kuwaiti ministry of endowment's research
center, published an article titled "the terrorist katrina is one of
the soldiers of allah." the article is being distributed at new york
city area muslim mosques.
****IN OTHER NEWS:
**it has been
discovered by the health department that most of the low calorie low fat
frozen deserts sold in the big apple have far more bad content than the labels
indicate.
**new york city cops
complain that they are being checked for drugs. they say it is
“unprofessional.”
**russian diplomat at
the united nations here in new york city is arrested for money laundering.
it is not unusual to find united nations personnel doing illegal things.
**new york city fire
department is hiring people who have drug and alcohol convictions. that
probably explains why the cops don’t want to be checked.
****SPEAK NEW YAWK
(people will wonder at your sophistication)….”schmuck.” a perfect
description for our “leaders.”
****OLD TIME RADIO
(shows you might be too young to remember)….this time it is
"blondie." THE PAST
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers are unaware that
they are being watched by a certain taxi driver. new ones are added from
time to time. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….you can’t wear white any more in this city.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....the people who are getting
arrested on the streets of new york city are people who are intentionally
blocking traffic which is most dangerous for emergency vehicles who have to
get through to aid folks.  the media
foolishly makes it seem as if these bike riders have some legitimate cause
they are involved in.
****STAY INDOORS IF IT RAINS (keep dry)....children’s museum of manhattan
is great for the kids. it is located at 212 west 83rd street. UMBRELLA TIME
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now it is here and this
month's feature is "park avenue" which shows you how you are so
poor because you don't live on this avenue with the rich people. PARK
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the
frame. if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK
HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life)...moveon.org has milked the cindy sheehan
adventure for all it is worth to their fund raising. cindy is off the front
page. she had her ten minutes of fame. EPISTLE
****STOP THE MUSIC (do
you know what tv show this theme came from?)….the audio on the television
shows was better than the show most of the time. a hint is "he was a
cuban." TV
****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a
recipe)….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home)….you will just
love these meatballs. GOOD EATS
****JASON BLAIR AWARD
(for the worst journalism during the previous week)….some of the television
reporters and some of the newspaper and magazine writers are questioning
why the people didn’t “heed” the warnings and leave the area that the
hurricane was heading to.
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. here are some happy visitors. you too can have a
tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what
other happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO
**to see some
additional happy tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places i take folks to, listen to these commercials
that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….woody allen and his woman. they
wanted chinese food, but they went to the restaurant next door.
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “lord, what is
headache? and you can hear it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
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