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07/03/05: The Week of
July 3, 2005
JUST PRESS THE START BUTTON IF YOU DO WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC
the song is a tribute to the thousands of american soldiers who died in
vietnam so that the new york stock exchange could honor one of their
killers.
****NEW YORK CITY SHOWCASE (DESIGNER LINE OF CLOTHING)….see it all at SWELL
****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated constantly)…. TODAY
****THIS IS WHERE YOU
CAN FIND WHAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS DOING….MR. BUSH
****TWO WARS ARE BETTER
THAN ONE (some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army
contracts.) WAR
****NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE HONORS A MAN WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS
OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS….phan van khai, this week’s vietnam prime
minister, was given the tribute by the exchange by letting him ring the
opening bell one day last week. he planned and coordinated the vietnam war
for THEIR side. the punks who run the scandal ridden new york stock
exchange have now pissed on the graves of every american who was wounded or
died in that war. exchange officials probably searched the wall street area
for a dog so they could serve him for lunch. the picture shows him with
another piece of garbage.
****THEY ARE NOTHING
BUT A BUNCH OF WILD INDIANS WHO ARE ATTACKING THE WHITE MAN….the shinnecock
indians are trying to steal the long island hamptons back. this is probably
the most prestigious and expensive real estate in the united states. the
settlers did steal it from the indians but not these indians who have never
ever probably seen the inside of a teepee. all they want to do is to build
another sleazy indian gambling casino. HOW
****DRUNK DRIVERS TO BE
HONORED IN NEW YORK STATE….the motor vehicle department will be issuing
special license plates to people who have been arrested for drunk driving.
just the fact that drunk drivers are permitted to get back on the road
shows how dumb the motor vehicle people are.
****SPEAK NEW YAWK (people will wonder at your sophistication)….”schmattah”
****OLD TIME RADIO
(shows you might be too young to remember)….this time it is "baby
snooks." THE PAST
****THE SNEAKY CAMERA
(the hidden camera)….a growing collection of new yorkers were unaware that
they were being watched. take a peep at SNEAKY
****YENTA YACK FROM THE
BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile
conveyance lounge)….the firefighters union of the new york city fire
department has told its members to stop at all traffic lights even on the
way to a fire.
****THE STORY BEHIND
THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....the transit authority wants
to stop people from drinking beverages on a subway train. this is being
called a civil liberties right by the press. have you ever sat in a shaking
new york city subway car whilst the guy standing over you has a hot cup of
coffee in his shaking hands?
****STAY INDOORS IF IT
RAINS (museum mania)....cooper-hewitt, national design museum at 2 east
91st is a real treat and you can sit on a central park bench across fifth
avenue eating your picnic lunch. TREAT
****THE EARL THEATER
(it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now it is here and this
month's feature is "park avenue" which shows you how you are so
poor because you don't live on this avenue with the rich people. PARK
(please note: when
playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame.
if you have a problem, please contact us.
**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE
HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK.
this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile
conveyance lounge. HONK
HONK
****THE HEY ABBOTT
AWARD (an epistle about life)....delta airlines do not deserve your
business. they are liars and they are not very patriotic and they certainly
have no respect for moms and their children. EPISTLE
****TAKE A HIKE
(discovering where the famous and infamous spots are) ….marlon brando lived
at 53 west 57th street. he shared a two room apartment with actor wally
cox. while marlon brandon was living here he traveled back and forth to
hollywood where he was making “a street car named desire.”
****CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF
THE BIZARRE (hard to believe)....marlon brando’s script for the godfather
written by mario puzo just sold for $300,000 in an auction in new york
city. years ago when mario puzo was about to be arrested maybe, the gabby
cabby took over mario’s job.
****POSSIBILITIES (could
it not be?)....that the sexy westchester county district attorney is going
to run for new york senator against hillary clinton? jeannine pirro just
has to hope her husband doesn’t have another run in with the law.
****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst journalism during the previous
week)….to the nbc television news people for not mentioning that ad
revenues at the network are down 900 million dollars because the number of
its viewers are way down. NBC
****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a
recipe….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home)….the pumpkin
taste is not only for spooky day. GOOD EATS
****THE MOST WANTED
TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to listen to what
happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO
**to see the tourists
perform in short video productions go VIDEO
**to hear broadcast
spots about some of the places i take folks to, listen to these commercials
that were created for a "visit new york city promotion" at SPOTS
****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….richard thomas and the cast of
“as you like it.” STAR
****JOKE DU JOUR (told
to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “the preacher was
under the bed” and you can hear it at AUDIO
****TO HEAR A RECENT
GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN
****TO SEE GABBY CABBY
TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
****LISTEN TO THE
LATEST VERSION OF “NEW YORK, NEW YORK….it is written and sung by jack
servello LISTEN
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