****RIDING RHYTHMS….this is music dedicated to “she who must be obeyed” that you can let play in the background as you read the true tales. it has to do with my heart. LISTEN

****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated constantly)…. TODAY

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE (some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts.) WAR

****GABBY CABBY TELLS THE MESSENGER OF DEATH FORGETABOUTIT”…this is a really amazing true tale that will send a chill up your spine. pay attention or you might die. thanks to the technology of optimed technologies, a designer and manufacturer of patient management systems for cardiology, you can see a taxi driver’s heart. HEART

****NAKED MEN ARE IN THE SUBWAYS….this is just another reason to ride in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge. do you really want to see some guy’s private parts?

****TEACHERS UNION DOESN’T WANT THE KIDDIES TO PLAY OUTSIDE IN THE SCHOOL YARD….the union claims it is not the job of teachers to watch the kids. so, why is all the money being spent on fixing up the play areas?

****PHILOSOPHY FROM THE WORLD OF HACK (people will wonder at your sophistication)….”would you like to see my heart?”

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….this month's broadcast is "the aldrich family." THE PAST

****THE NEW YORK QUICKEE (news report of a real incident requested by news services)….and you can hear it at AUDIO

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….new york city civil liberties union is complaining that nypd cops actually report illegal aliens to the federal government. the cops are breaking a new york city law by doing it.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....new york city has been cleared by the international olympic committee of breaking rules in the bidding for the 2012 olympics. many of the people who are involved in the quest for the games own land in the right places.

****STAY INDOORS IF IT RAINS (museum mania)....the japan society is having a neat show about the japanese fascination with comics. it is at 333 east 47th street.

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now it is here and this month's feature is “sounds of the subway” which shows what some of the illegal aliens are doing. MEXICO

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**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....bruce lakefield who is the ceo of usairways is an idiot. EPISTLE

****TAKE A HIKE (discovering new york city)…. the joy of walking around the big apple is that you never know what you might see.

****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a recipe….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home)….have one meatball. have two. GOOD EATS

****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst journalism during the previous week)….the new york times reports that the number of legal wiretaps by federal officials is on the way up. how come they did not mention the number of illegal wiretaps that are found by the phone workers every single day?

****GOING OUT (a different type of place to dine)….have you ever tired to eat soup while you are on your back and you can’t lift up your head for three hours?

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**to hear what happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see the tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)…. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “your cholesterol is down” and you can hear it at AUDIO

****IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A RECENT GABBY CABBY BROADCAST, CLICK HERE. LISTEN