 04/17/05: Week of April 17, 2005
****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated constantly)…. TODAY ****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE (some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts.) WAR ****THE ACCUSED MILITARY FLYING DRUG DEALERS MUST HAVE STOLEN THE GABBY CABBY WHEELIE CART….the big question is whether the drug enforcement agency (dea) will return the cart. this is one of the most bizarre true tales you will ever hear. the pix below shows the gabby cabby in the c5 air force jet cockpit miles above the atlantic ocean. FLYING HIGH
****POLICE LIEUTENANT SHOOTS TWO COPS INSTEAD OF THE WILD RABID DOG. the word here is "oops." oh well, now the two police officers can sue new york city for a bundle of cash. the best thing to happen to you in the big apple is to get shot by a city employee and not die. ****MAFIA MOBSTERS HAVE BEEN ILLEGALLY BUYING HUGE QUANTITIES OF VIAGRA FROM DOCTORS….and all this time we thought that they were macho italian tough men. what would marlon brando say about such dealings? SEX POTION ****PHILOSOPHY FROM THE WORLD OF HACK (people will wonder at your sophistication)…."the average person falls asleep in seven minutes." ****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….this month's broadcast is "topper." THE PAST ****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)…. new york's death sentence is no more. big deal. they never used it anyway. not since james cagney time. ****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)...they are going to build a new yankee stadium and it will be almost as big a rip off as the iraq united nations oil deals. PLAY BALL ****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now it is here and this month's feature is with bugs bunny and elmer fudd. WHATS UP DOC? (please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us. **AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK ****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....diane arbus the photographer is dead but she still gets the award. EPISTLE ****TAKE A HIKE (discovering new york city)….we were always told not to tip the barber if he was the owner. it used to cost seventy five cents. now it is free. no charge for a haircut in thirty years.
****POSSIBILITIES (could it not be?)....that the people who run the new york city public library system are a bunch of crooks? how dare they start to sell off collections? gilbert stuart is turning over in his grave. LIBRARY
****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a recipe….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home)….a very nice tomato sauce. GOOD EATS ****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst journalism during the previous week)….the associated press reports this week that asian cops are complaining that they are being discriminated against by other members of the port authority police. not so, they are filing a complaint saying they are not getting promotions from above which has nothing to do with their fellow cops. COPS
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