****RIDING RHYTHMS….this is music of new york city that you can let play in the background as you read the true tales. this week it is music from “la cage.”LISTEN

****LATE BREAKING NEWS (updated constantly)…. TODAY

****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE (some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts.) WAR

****NEW YORK CITY AIRPORTS ARE FILLED WITH SLEEPING PEOPLE….and they are not passengers who are waiting for flights. they are the homeless. because of them and the illegal livery drivers, the airports are starting to look like crap. the port authority cops are worthless.

****SPEAKING OF SLEEPING, NEW YORKERS SLEEP MORE THAN THE PEOPLE IN THE SUBURBS….who travel back and forth everyday. other interesting facts come out of this report. thirty percent have broken a bed during wild sex. fifty six percent sleep alone each night.

****PHILOSOPHY FROM THE WORLD OF HACK (people will wonder at your sophistication)….”more people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.”

****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….this month's broadcast is “topper.” THE PAST

****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….new york university is blocking all balconies and windows so the students will not jump out. students applying to this university do not tell their parents about this fact nor do they tell their parents that it is the pot capital of the city.

****THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY (what the media didn't tell you)....a local court has ruled that men who dress like women can not use the ladies bathrooms. how come the ladies use the men’s rooms all the time in the big apple?

****THE EARL THEATER (it used to be on 161st street in the bronx. now it is here and this month's feature is with bugs bunny and elmer fudd. WHATS UP DOC?

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**AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK

****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....judge george w. greer who starved that florida lady to death. EPISTLE

****TAKE A HIKE (discovering new york city)….where was the first subway? we know it was underground.

****POSSIBILITIES (could it not be?)....that daniel doctoroff, the city’s deputy mayor is trying very very hard to get the big apple the 2012 olympics because he owns property in the area where the olympic facilities will be built? how come his buddy our mayor doesn’t seem to worry about that?

****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a recipe….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home)….this is a very nice apple orchard roast done in more than one way. GOOD EATS

****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst journalism during the previous week)….the village voice claimed that illegal immigrants drive new york city taxis. that is not so. you have to be approved by the new york city police department to get a license.

****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO

**to hear what happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO

**to see the tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO

****CELEBRITY SIGHTING (media adulation)….some people say fight promoter don king got his hair shaped by sticking his finger in an electric outlet. STAR

****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is “do you have change for a twenty?” and you can hear it at AUDIO

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