 03/20/05: The Week of March 20, 2005
****THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN FIND WHAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS DOING….MR. BUSH ****HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN FIND WHAT HIS HONEY, MRS. BUSH, IS DOING….MRS. BUSH ****TWO WARS ARE BETTER THAN ONE (some people die, some people make profits with u.s. army contracts.) WAR ****DIRTY SEX IS ALIVE AND WELL. WE TOLD YOU THAT RUDY GIULIANI ONLY WANTED EVERYONE ELSE TO STOP FOOLING AROUND….more sex shops than ever before. more pornography than ever before. now, it is all over the big apple. DIRTY
****THIRTY PERCENT OF PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY DON'T SPEAK NO ENGLISH….if you get in my taxi, i hope you don't mind if i talk bronx. well, at least it is my english. forgetaboutit. go to a hospital. go to grocery store. go to a parking lot. english is not spoken here. sorry. SPEAK
****IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON DRIVING INTO THE BIG APPLE, MAKE SURE YOUR BRING YOUR OLD CAR….when you park near one of our high schools, you can almost count on getting a free paint job. the new thing is to just put a single stripe down the side of your car. the repair can cost as much as $1,000.
****PHILOSOPHY FROM THE WORLD OF HACK (people will wonder at your sophistication)….mel blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, was allergic to carrots. ****OLD TIME RADIO (shows you might be too young to remember)….this month's broadcast is ozzie and harriet. THE PAST ****YENTA YACK FROM THE BACK OF THE HACK (what they are talking about in the yellow mobile conveyance lounge)….complaints against taxi drivers have more than doubled to over 5,000 per year. screw you.
(please note: when playing a movie on your computer, you should diminish the size of the frame. if you have a problem, please contact us. **AND THAT NEAT MOVIE HOUSE ALWAYS SHOWED A DOUBLE FEATURE AND HERE WE ARE WITH A SECOND FLICK. this is a wonderful trip around new york city in the famous yellow mobile conveyance lounge. HONK HONK ****THE HEY ABBOTT AWARD (an epistle about life)....bud selig runs major league baseball in the united states. he is a real loser. throw him out of the game. EPISTLE ****TAKE A HIKE (discovering new york city)….this is the way we used to get milk and at that time it was not run by the mob. how come every milk company in this city sells milk for exactly the same price?
****POSSIBILITIES (could it not be?)....that criminals are the best people for the new york city police department to hire as cops? they know all the crooks. can you imagine nypd has been hiring without complete background checks? ****AMMA'S KITCHEN (a recipe….this is what you would find cooking in a nyc home)….a nice piece of chicken with sexy thighs. GOOD EATS ****JASON BLAIR AWARD (for the worst journalism during the previous week)….harry stonecipher, the ceo of boeing, was fired because he was screwing the girl in his office. how about the fact that he has been screwing the united states?
****THE MOST WANTED TOUR IN THE BIG APPLE…. you too can have a tour by going to TOUR INFO
**to hear what happy tourists had to say about the tour, just go AUDIO **to see the tourists perform in short video productions go VIDEO
****JOKE DU JOUR (told to me by the passengers)….this week the punch line is "the horse just called you" and you can hear it at AUDIO **SPECIAL NOTE….please go to PUFFER for a really inspirational true tale about a very fine radio broadcaster. ****IF YOU WANT TO SEE GABBY CABBY TV PRESENTATIONS, CLICK HERE. SEE
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